she leaves me treats on the weekends

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

but do you play shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less 🤨

the thing about "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" is that these games exist and are out there and you have to make the conscious choice to seek them out instead of just expecting the big companies to deliver this, because they will not

I don't fucking want it then?

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual