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nobody:

absolutely no one:

not a soul:

hisuian growlithe:

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infinity-incarnate

... Greetings humans. The Galar champion - as you often refer to them - has been insisting that allowing the populace of Galar to send me inquiries would asist in lowering the general animosity directed at me. So, if you would like to ask me anything, you may proceed.

pikemkn

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#pokemon #eternatus #ask blog #swsh #sword #shield #gen 8 #generation eight #isle of armor #crown tundra #legendary #meme #not an incorrect quote #ooc

you: im agender

me, an intellectual:

you: gender:nonbinary

me, an intellectual:

giovanni: behind this door, children, is the legendary...MEWT—

leon opening the door: hey sorry to bother you but i think im lost

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Marnie: Can I borrow your axe?

Piers: Sure, its by my bed.

Marnie: Why—

Piers: You don’t ask questions, and I won’t ask questions

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lilacfarm

what the fuck is a gender

tetheredavian74

hes a ghost type pokemon whos fuzzy and gives great hugs

lilacfarm

oh yeah these funky fellas!! love them

Leon, watching the player character destroy Raihan: ...

Leon: We taught them that, right?

Sonia: I didn’t teach them that, and you certainly didn’t

Raihan: Do you have all your Pokéballs?

Leon: Check

Raihan: Charizard all healed up?

Leon: Check

Raihan: Did you have breakfast?

Leon: Ch– wait that’s not on the list

Raihan: That doesn’t answer my question

Leon, sighing: No, I did not have breakfast

Raihan: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

Leon, pulling out a snack: Hey there’s berries in this!

Raihan: Of course there is. I’m not and idiot; I know how to trick my rival into eating his fiber.

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Oleana: Well well well if it isn’t the champion’s little brother

Hop: But I am Leon’s brother

Oleana: What? No it’s an expre–

Hop: Your villainous tricks won’t work on me

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broke: version exclusive gyms are alternate timelines where the gym leader is different

woke: Bea and Allister are broke and have to share the Stow On Side gym as roommates

bespoke: omg they were roommates

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Allister: It costs 40,000 Pokedollars to see a therapist, but its free to just occasionally say to yourself “it be like that sometimes”

Bea: Allister no—

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Bea: Okay but what if-

Allister: “What if’s” are useless

Bea: Okay but what if I’M useless?

Allister: You are not useless

Bea: You sure? ‘Cause I feel like a useless lesbian right now.

Allister: ...

Allister: Okay you’re a useless lesbian but not a useless person

N as defendent: I plead the sixth

Ghetsis as prosecuter: Don’t you mean the fifth?

N: No, the sixth. “the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State,” and the jury as notably called you, the prosecuter “a bitch”

Colress, relaxing in the jury: Guilty

Marnie: If one more person calls me their “Big tiddy goth gf” i will kill them

Bede: Maybe...by smothering them?

Marnie: Alright wanker square up

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Bede: For the last time, I AM NOT AN OLD LADY

Bede: Lots of teenagers of arthritis

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Marnie: I...am inevitable

Gloria: And im fookin Kanye West!

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