ticket to anywhere

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

guys have we considered that during this tour, phil will turn 40 years old. like has anyone thought about that?

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

Once I’m living with my wife it’s all over for yall

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

you craft such intricate tales

celebrate women's wins

Once I’m living with my wife it’s all over for yall

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

Shout out to femmes with short hair and butches with long hair

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

does anyone want to play sexual tension with me