You found me!

I'm whatever the opposite of locked in it. Locked out. Can't find my fucking keys. Calling the locksmith and my landlord. Absolutely not getting in any time soon.

(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

Well fuck.

controversial post and I’m sure the reactions are going to be atrocious but being a super submissive tradwife is actually a fetish for a lot of the women in the movement but they’re so repressed they’d rather align themselves with Christian nationalism and ‘conservative values’ than admit it turns them on to be dependent and treated as hyperfeminine and weak and fragile. this is especially true for the women who weren’t raised and groomed into Christian fundamentalism but randomly decided to align themselves with it later in life. my dad genuinely dated a woman like this who wanted a ‘strong male leader’ and ‘Christian family discipline’ and it was like, Jesus Christ get into BDSM and out of that mega church you joined.

you don’t have to bring god or law into being submissive and treated like a servant, that can just be your thing

who has the tweet where someone is confused by horses in the ocean and someone got really mad and was like "they're fucking frolicking you miserable bitch"

Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

Bought a bag of honeycrisp apples & baby carrots at the grocery store….peace & love on planet earth

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

DO NOT

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

Whore