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this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

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vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

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shaeeldera

I had to draw this beautiful lady

stillgotscars

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

tanadrin

So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.

[the creacher in question]

teaboot

Nothing on earth could have prepared me for the fucking face of Dozy

sobcat

the summer I turned evil

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regging

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

awoooniper

*me, incredibly brave:* I like it when the cloth mother and the wire mother fight. I think the cloth mother and wire mother should fight and then lez out about it. I think the cloth mother and the wire mother should hate fuck.

*sits back down*

bodyintheriver

Wip. I think the resurrection beasts are cool.

crabussy

nothing will make me click off a recipe faster than "and the best part: only 250 calories!!!" ONLY 250???? I'M TRYING TO HAVE THE ENERGY TO LIVE. YOU NEED THOUSANDS OF CALORIES PER DAY FOR THE MOST PART. why would I ever in my life make a dinner that doesn't contain enough energy to sustain my whole Being Alive Deal. 600 at the absolute minimum or I close your stupid website

crabussy

'robin how do you always stay warm in the winter when you don't wear many warm clothes?' I eat a lot of food so that my body has energy to work with! to burn! I'm an endotherm. I produce heat. you do too. you will produce MORE heat if you have more fuel to burn. humans have INCREDIBLE fat storage adaptations. it's built in!!!! why wouldn't I take advantage of that??? I love swimming for hours and cycling in the winter and using my brain a lot and having energy left over at the end of a day. and so I eat food. so that I can do these things and have fun.

crabussy

"you'll get fat" mayyyybe [: and I'll look absolutely killer with a shirt tucked into low waisted pants with a nice leather belt. how exciting!

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naughtofchris

I was on the fence whether to add it or not, since it's quite an early wip but. Let is be light and let it be the Tempest☀️🌱

morganbritton132

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

pukicho

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

pukicho

This is a really fun post so far

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tragediegh

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

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soup-mother

Why do people ask "This is satire, right?" rather than just "this is a joke, right?". Not everything is satire. Satire requires having little goat feet. And my feet are notably fins.

wetchickenbreast

if i was in a time loop i’d deadass lose count after like 4 days

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