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meredith

@nighthamcollege

But Jesus, when you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health, you worry about getting rupture or something. If everything is simply jake then you're frightened of death. (formerly tamalehousenumber4 and others i can’t remember)

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nighthamcollege

Aug 7

nighthamcollege

I don’t know if I have IBS or a rather bad sense of “this combinations of food I would like to have are going to cause my insides to liquidate.”

nighthamcollege

::for somehow the 1,000th time in my life without me noticing the trend:: “hey, was this combination of high fat, high citrus and questionable dairy a bad idea??????????” I dont know why I eat like that either!!!! I like Mediterranean food, lemonade and nut butters!!!!!!!!!!

But I was listening to a podcast with Paul Downes and he said he did keto to get in Trainer Shape for Broad City and I mentally thought, “Oh yeah, I could just shit myself into a hot bod,” and he was like, “So I shat myself into a hot bod.”

#also he had a very good bit about being addicted to a drink he could only get at cinnabon #been watching hacks and its so important the traditional gender role switch of his and meg statler’s characters

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Aug 7

I don’t know if I have IBS or a rather bad sense of “this combinations of food I would like to have are going to cause my insides to liquidate.”

#sooooo slightly old ceaser chicken salad a pink lemonade powerade and a prrfrct protein almond butter bar: bad combo #well! now i know!

nighthamcollege

Aug 7

amberautumnfaebrooke

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

sociallyawkwardrevolution

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

nighthamcollege

Aug 7

officialunitedstates

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks

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why would i do that lmao

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nighthamcollege

Aug 7

nighthamcollege

I dont know why I decided that during my dad’s visit next week, I’m going to parade him around to all of my friends like a showpony. He’s in TOWN!!! Get a BEER WITH HIM!!! Let’s have DINNER. I’m taking him to the field lab!!! But the last time he visited, it was during my 40th bday, so I was distracted and exhausted, plus my step mom was there. This time it’s just him, so I guess it’s like, well, so I didnt get kids or a husband, this is what I have instead. Not bad, tho, right?

nighthamcollege

He does seem happy about it though!!! And my stepmother thanked me for all of this, like, oh he loves this, how fun.

#amazing what a year on medication will do #can you believe people are still implying that its bad im on lifelong pharmaceuticals #and instead either want me unhappy and insane or like i dont know what take st johns wort instead?#and i am not anti herbalism so much as i am pro Brain Better #i know because i LIVE WITH IT. 24:7 #big red flag for the viking was him being like adhd medication is over presribed #maybe! but it wasnt to me!!!!!

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Aug 7

I dont know why I decided that during my dad’s visit next week, I’m going to parade him around to all of my friends like a showpony. He’s in TOWN!!! Get a BEER WITH HIM!!! Let’s have DINNER. I’m taking him to the field lab!!! But the last time he visited, it was during my 40th bday, so I was distracted and exhausted, plus my step mom was there. This time it’s just him, so I guess it’s like, well, so I didnt get kids or a husband, this is what I have instead. Not bad, tho, right?

nighthamcollege

Aug 6

How does my best friend have no patience for 90% of books, but can listen to endless DnD podcasts.

#hey theres a bravo show and dnd mashup podcast!!! yeah im gonna keep how bad that sounds to myself #we all have our own tastes and im learning to be less mean about that sometimes #not always! sometimes it is justified!!!!!

nighthamcollege

Aug 5

There is a big, burly, bald, bartender at my regular. He was a bar back, but he got promoted and he is TERRIBLE at it. He has never remembered my order once but does always call me by my name correctly. He’s from Kansas City and told me he went to a debate conference in Columbia and got in trouble with Mizzou police for god knows what (hey man, I got like five stories about that. They were rigorous). I joked that I always preferred KC over STL since every person I met from there in college (literally the University of Missouri) was a Catholic School graduate who went home twice a month, at least, so their mom would do their laundry. Dont know if there is any potential, but I was feeling lonely/mad about friendships that went sideways tonight and between that and one of my volunteers complimenting how I labeled some photos for the herbarium, like, well, ok, there ARE people who get me AND like me!!!

#i mean i have a good amount of amazing friends #and i am very lucky #but how some things fell apart this year its like gurl i actually should have probably exercized more Judgement #but i didnt want to be an asshole

nighthamcollege

Aug 4

nighthamcollege

Re: The Odyssey (minus where I had to leave twice for virus induced diarrhea):

Great movie, lotta fun, looked so good, so loud we brought earplugs. However, literally the thing that made me fucking laugh out loud when I saw the preview - you got all of this GOD WRATH and MEN PUSHED TO THE LIMIT and ETERNAL MONSTERS and you top all off with "and starring Matt Damon!" I love Matt Damon, but man, he was just never not "Matt Damon as Odysseus" for me. He's too famous to disappear the way Samantha Mortenson or John Leguizamo could do, he's a Movie Star. Cillian Murphy is a very well known actor but he was the physical and professional match for J. Oppenheimer. Christian Bale could just do his weird witchcraft. Even Anne Hathaway's pissed twitchiness was so much more in line with an actual actor giving you an actual performance.

(Also I remember a bunch of posts where everyone was like A. Hathaway has so much botox in this movie her forehead doesn’t move?? It was the death of acting, people said, months before the movie came out? Hi, this is Christopher Nolan, a man who cannot shoot a fight scene worth a shit but is nothing but not paying attention to detail. That forehead moved as she was yelling at her son, the sun freckles looked real as hell. Some fall for anything, I swear)

nighthamcollege

Ok or rather Leguizamo doesnt disappear but becomes “damn, John Leguizamo is doing a character and it is awesome!” You dont forget who it is but who cares?!?? See Summer of Sam, Romeo + Juliet, To Wong Foo, like dozens of other movies. I genuinely hope this gets him an Oscar.

#zendaya and charlize were just vibing meanwhile

nighthamcollege

Aug 4

Re: The Odyssey (minus where I had to leave twice for virus induced diarrhea):

Great movie, lotta fun, looked so good, so loud we brought earplugs. However, literally the thing that made me fucking laugh out loud when I saw the preview - you got all of this GOD WRATH and MEN PUSHED TO THE LIMIT and ETERNAL MONSTERS and you top all off with "and starring Matt Damon!" I love Matt Damon, but man, he was just never not "Matt Damon as Odysseus" for me. He's too famous to disappear the way Samantha Mortenson or John Leguizamo could do, he's a Movie Star. Cillian Murphy is a very well known actor but he was the physical and professional match for J. Oppenheimer. Christian Bale could just do his weird witchcraft. Even Anne Hathaway's pissed twitchiness was so much more in line with an actual actor giving you an actual performance.

(Also I remember a bunch of posts where everyone was like A. Hathaway has so much botox in this movie her forehead doesn’t move?? It was the death of acting, people said, months before the movie came out? Hi, this is Christopher Nolan, a man who cannot shoot a fight scene worth a shit but is nothing but not paying attention to detail. That forehead moved as she was yelling at her son, the sun freckles looked real as hell. Some fall for anything, I swear)

#anyway ive been listening to the iliad and it definitely did NOT get ‘Athena is a Bitch Ass’#all the gods are Bitch Asses actually #fitzgeralds translation read by cousin matthew from downtown abbey #who is such a fucking baller audiobook reader like im sorry but for real

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Aug 4

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

nighthamcollege

Aug 4

Listening to Ben McKenzie and Jacob Silverstein’s “Easy Money” and while its nowhere as entertaining as “Number Go Up” I think being a smart guy who also happened to be the lead of The OC (and I crushed HARD on Ryan Atwood. You’d think Seth Cohen, but no, too whiny!), gave it a certain “I am NOT letting my book about how much I hate crypto sound stupid!! Yes I am married to the woman from Fire Country, yes I have an economics degree. We exist!” Like it’s definitely not bad at all!!

#although he keeps bringing up his econ degree in the most actorly way #like look man im not famous at all but if i were i would absolutely be like As an Anthropology Degree Holder #must be a fun level of fame tbh #anyway season 4 of the oc forever #i was so happy when marissa died god she was the most annoying character #see see i can talk shit about tv like its personal to me too #also its true: actors are very good audiobook readers #see: re: that girl from one tree hill writing about that weird christian cult she was in #genuinely one of the better cult books!#at least to listen to bc shes so engaging!#and ive never seen a single episode of that show!

nighthamcollege

Aug 4

It’s amazing I faked it as a music snob for so long, when my music taste is basically, “I saw The Wedding Singer like 55 times in the seventh grade and nothing had ever sounded so good as Johnny Marr’s opening guitar on ‘How Soon Is Now?’ when Adam Sandler’s skanky ex shows up played on a movie theater sound system.”

This is a solid soundtrack tho for a future synth nerd growing up in the mid 90s central Oklahoma!!!

#or One Time My Dad Set Up All Of His Speakers Right And Put On Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere #and lets not even get into getting ahold of the velvet goldmine soundtrack #a movie i never saw until last year but listened to 3000 times #good movie soundtracks were so vital for the pre internet snob #and my parents have decent taste but def werent playing new order

nighthamcollege

Aug 3

nighthamcollege

Hot bright summer day + mild hangover + 3 mile ebike ride + buttery movie popcorn + Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey = the perfect storm to fully trigger my post-concussion syndrome.

nighthamcollege

Second day of pure liquid diarrhea, so maybe I have a virus THEN did everything else wrong.

nighthamcollege

Really said July was my reset month and August is when I get back to it all with a vengeance. Well!!! Ok, Miss Liquid Poop!!!

nighthamcollege

Aug 3

nighthamcollege

You can just spend $500 on three pairs of shoes. These aren’t even fancy shoes, it is two pairs of gym shoes (one for general movement, one pair of lifters) and a pair of high waterproof hiking boots. You still have nothing that would be appropriate for a typical wedding.

nighthamcollege

Someone asked me why I always buy tall hiking boots and yknow, congrats on your strong ankles I guess, but that’s not my life.

nighthamcollege

Not that anyone asked, but the general gym shoes and hiking shoes are from INOV8, an N tested and approved brand out of England. If you recall anything about him, when he recommends a brand, it’s like New England Ron Swanson level tested and assured for value and quality. I’ve had them before and they are awesome, except run narrow so I buy from the men’s side. Haven’t tried the hiking boots before but a bunch of Scottish fell runners gave them five star reviews, so, yknow, legit. Sick of morning dew of the field lab soaking my feet to the bone, beautiful as it can be.

The lifting shoes are from Tyr, which my friend Missy, a one woman Consumer Reports wears. Ive put off buying lifting shoes for years and she said she did the same and fully regrets stallung now. Missy is responsible for the vast majority of my good gym-wear buys.

#what im saying re: inov8 - they are so good they make the cheapest people alive pay #like 200 for a pair

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Aug 3

nighthamcollege

You can just spend $500 on three pairs of shoes. These aren’t even fancy shoes, it is two pairs of gym shoes (one for general movement, one pair of lifters) and a pair of high waterproof hiking boots. You still have nothing that would be appropriate for a typical wedding.

nighthamcollege

Someone asked me why I always buy tall hiking boots and yknow, congrats on your strong ankles I guess, but that’s not my life.

nighthamcollege

Aug 3

nighthamcollege

Hot bright summer day + mild hangover + 3 mile ebike ride + buttery movie popcorn + Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey = the perfect storm to fully trigger my post-concussion syndrome.

nighthamcollege

Second day of pure liquid diarrhea, so maybe I have a virus THEN did everything else wrong.

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