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Speaking of the gym, my friend gave me a beautiful bag of house bras and lined ribbed tanks that no longer fit her since her boobs shrank from weightloss and everything was beginning to gap. I can’t do shit about the width of my back (wind resistant!) even with 50lbs-ish off me over the last year plus, so I said I’d take them and women!!!!! Are just so!!!! Incredible!!!!! Everything smells like a beautiful cedar chest and is so silky and nicely folded and in a pretty sparkly blue bag. After the uh, indelicate, sexual encounter from this weekend (not in a bad or scary or fucked up way just in a “dude it’s all nerve endings and tissues down there, CHILL” way) I feel just so increasingly over men.

#this friend has long been my consumer reports for clothes #i finally got lifting shoes bc of her

As long time readers know, I am the only woman in my gym’s fantasy football league, and John handles pretty much everything, as the commissioner and a micromanager, but the one thing I do for him every year, as the one fucking woman, is create the scheduling poll for the draft date and harangue the dudes to fill it out, like the daughter of five generations (shit, might be more tbh) of teachers that I am. “You can participate in this form of democracy or not, but I’m closing the poll tomorrow.”

#nightham college is a reference to a college football podcast sorry for those who didnt know #ive been terrible at watching sports this year but between doing just enough to keep myself #in the playoffs of fantasy football every year (its because im aggressive at picking off the wire in the first weeks)#and the pure southern/midwestern assed raised anthropology major that i am #that may never be able to give up on the spectacle of college football #also my team in college football is mizzou who have moments of Pretty Great but nothing i have to have feel ill about #unlike the nba where once the playoffs hit im like a rabid animal #also the one guy in the league who is an accountant offered to take over scheduling for me #so this is not a denegrarion of my subscription to White Dudes Annual

Sephora-tastic. Wow.

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Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

My best friend’s partner has gone out of town for the week and nervously asked me to check in on her. Buddy/babe, when you’re out of town all she DOES is leave me voicenotes, but its not a bad thing (literally most of the weekend it was us live watching the new season of Below Deck Med in our separate houses), she actually seems a lot calmer and chirpier when she has her place to herself, but you didnt hear that from me!

We keep asking each other, “And how’s Miss Poop?” Which refers me to me and my recent digestion woes (I have now talked to several other people who got nauseous during The Odyssey!) and her 20 year old cat who has had diarrhea for three weeks. Now see, that’s a friendship!

#i need to just say: OMG COOP ON BD MED WHAT A GIANT GOLDEN RETRIEVER

nighthamcollege

Uuuuuuugh now I’ve apologized twice for something I still think I’m the one who needs to be apologized to. These people are insane and I truly hope this is the closing chapter.

nighthamcollege

Well the second part was more me like “ok I want to stop talking about this, but I see you have a frankly very wrong idea about who I am, and what I did wasnt out of pettiness or score keeping, but because you all actually hurt my feelings very much.” I doubt it did me any favors, but I AM glad I said, “Yo, you hurt ME. This was not a one way street where you all were wonderful and I acted like a crazy person for no reason.” Not that anyone has ever believed it when you tell them that, not when there’s a perfectly good story they can tell themselves they did nothing wrong!!! But, yknow, for my own dignity, whatever. Glad it’s over.

#almost cried about this last night and realized this was all very me and my worst break up ever when i was 29 #just so feeling so anxious and doing things that are understandable and normal if you are willing to acknowledge i have feelings #rather than just focusing on only your own so everything i do seems selfish and monsterous #which i know im not but the idea of which i am coming off that way stresses me out so much i do stuff thats truly not normal for me #and btw when i mean: did things i dont normally do #it was: got so tired of being joked at that im not REALLY in the friend group that i forced my way into their precious group chat out of #what i now realize was like ‘if you guys can be cool about it great we actually are friends then’#but instead i got yelled at kicked out and accused of spying and using #and this insane to EVERYBODY except the people in said group and its just auiuuuuuuuuugh #the mental split makes me so miserable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uuuuuuugh now I’ve apologized twice for something I still think I’m the one who needs to be apologized to. These people are insane and I truly hope this is the closing chapter.

whencircuitsshort

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

andromeda708

Petplay but im an exotic bird being smuggled across border lines

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Hooked up a guy last night, smart and fun and easy to talk to but not attracted to him in the slightest. Nipple hurts in a way where I’m like “damn, ok, I get why people hate breastfeeding now. TMI, sorry!!!!

#at least i saved his name in my phone #idk im making up for my Depressed And Insane 20s and 30s I guess #i walked into the bar and the owner - who is Very Sober - kind of cocks his head me and asks #‘you’re good #right?#and i was like im actually doing GREAT im just getting a Big Drink and going to writr a beautiful goddamn apology text #and when i did i was so relieved to be done with it and went back inside to sit at the bar and half watch a movie and there was the guy #sitting next to me and he was amusing what can i say #i do not go to this bar very often anymore but i appreciate how its staffed entirely by sober gruff uncles #also somehow it has the most popular trans tuesday night in town a beautiful a cidebtal thing that happened #so watching the gruff uncles suddenly be so polite about pronouns and making cocktails i would get a Look if i ordered

notahorseindisguise

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

nighthamcollege

I don’t know if I have IBS or a rather bad sense of “this combinations of food I would like to have are going to cause my insides to liquidate.”

nighthamcollege

::for somehow the 1,000th time in my life without me noticing the trend:: “hey, was this combination of high fat, high citrus and questionable dairy a bad idea??????????” I dont know why I eat like that either!!!! I like Mediterranean food, lemonade and nut butters!!!!!!!!!!

But I was listening to a podcast with Paul Downes and he said he did keto to get in Trainer Shape for Broad City and I mentally thought, “Oh yeah, I could just shit myself into a hot bod,” and he was like, “So I shat myself into a hot bod.”

#also he had a very good bit about being addicted to a drink he could only get at cinnabon #been watching hacks and its so important the traditional gender role switch of his and meg statler’s characters

I don’t know if I have IBS or a rather bad sense of “this combinations of food I would like to have are going to cause my insides to liquidate.”

#sooooo slightly old ceaser chicken salad a pink lemonade powerade and a prrfrct protein almond butter bar: bad combo #well! now i know!

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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

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times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

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officialunitedstates

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks

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why would i do that lmao

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nighthamcollege

I dont know why I decided that during my dad’s visit next week, I’m going to parade him around to all of my friends like a showpony. He’s in TOWN!!! Get a BEER WITH HIM!!! Let’s have DINNER. I’m taking him to the field lab!!! But the last time he visited, it was during my 40th bday, so I was distracted and exhausted, plus my step mom was there. This time it’s just him, so I guess it’s like, well, so I didnt get kids or a husband, this is what I have instead. Not bad, tho, right?

nighthamcollege

He does seem happy about it though!!! And my stepmother thanked me for all of this, like, oh he loves this, how fun.

#amazing what a year on medication will do #can you believe people are still implying that its bad im on lifelong pharmaceuticals #and instead either want me unhappy and insane or like i dont know what take st johns wort instead?#and i am not anti herbalism so much as i am pro Brain Better #i know because i LIVE WITH IT. 24:7 #big red flag for the viking was him being like adhd medication is over presribed #maybe! but it wasnt to me!!!!!

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