gawddawg!!!

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

Revolutionary idea I just came up with: imagine [characters I like] engaging in [kink that I have]. Why has no one ever thought of this?

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

hand in unedited hand

everything is a reference when you're crazy

they're saying it's the most thursday it's ever been

You should loudly boo every Democrat who attacks Trump’s deal with Iran for being too Iran-friendly. Any deal to end this war is a good deal. I do not care that we are returning the assets we stole from them. Cry about it. If you don’t want to make concessions to a country you consider an adversary, don’t start pointless wars with them and kill schools full of their children

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for