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one word: therapy.

a red car will drive down the road. and your heart will drive down the line. chin up and speak loud.

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Your clit is huge

you’re gonna have to make choices today and you’re not gonna wanna

never put your trust in a capricorn for even the smallest of things, they won’t live up to your trust whatsoever

never trust a capricorn they’ll promise to support you but will inevitably betray you whenever it strikes their fancy

don’t worry about what everyone else says, you don’t have emotions

release your inhibitions, feel the rain on your skin ;) just be free for a bit!!

You’ll find what you’re looking for. Calm your mind and be at peace with the fact that it will be okay.

mercury moving into gatorade so watch the fuck out

why do you never mention your wife or children?