alles ist miteinander verbunden

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

@anthropologist-on-the-loose

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved