Schroedinger’s Gay

They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.

Knives Out and Glass Onion aka PoC women wreaking the shit out of white rich assholes with the help of a funky little man

if your girl is gay, she has an impeccable sense of style, she is intelligent but also inhabits two solidarity braincells and her favorite pastime is helping women of color bring down the patriarchal billionaire elite, that’s not your girl, that’s famed southern detective Benoit Blanc

wild how some people can listen to I will follow you into the dark by death cab for cutie and not immediately think about 2 minor characters from Les Mis

*chanting in the mirror in a dimly lit bathroom* life's so fun, life's so fun, got my miniskirt and my rollerblades on, bag on my side cause I'm out til dawn, keepin it light like silk chiffon. life's so fun, life's so f

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

It's hard to explain how alienating the media has been this year as an "essential worker". Every single piece of media produced this year is about how "we're all" stuck inside all the time now, and I'm just like..... I got two weeks at home when I actually had covid and otherwise have gone to work every single day I normally would. All these adverts and news show lines about how we're all in this together and we're all spending our days baking banana bread and zoom calling and all this and I'm like..... Well, not all of us I guess. And it's weirdly alienating and makes you feel weird and cut off

They tried it

Andy Murray drinks his Respect Women Juice.

pack it up, everyone. nothing has ever or will ever top this stupid, perfect joke.