#1 dorian storm supporter

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

armand "no one has painted me in over 400 years" and daniel "depicted him so vividly and compellingly in his book that he's gained a cultish fan following" molloy are gonna kiss on screen. btw. [fireworks go off, the crowd cheers, world peace is declared]

sure heated rivalry has enemies to lovers but interview with the vampire has enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to

really intrigued by how daniel's book is described as a "bodice ripper" and "steamy beach read" like do we think he took the time to write out some loustat smut scenes or are the passages describing french bengali smokeshow armand just so unwittingly and undeniably horny that you can practically feel the writer's sweat through the pages

ohh i'm daniel molloy. i sold millions of copies of my best-selling novel. i'm a beast at bowling. i've got the french bengali smokeshow pinned against the wall. man fuck you

Hollanov big spoon this little spoon that. Respectfully, no. I believe in my heart that their default is Ilya snuggled up in Shane’s arms, his face snuggled up in Shane’s tits, with Shane getting to pet and kiss Ilya’s hair to his heart’s content. It’s what’s RIGHT

i like to keep things spoiler free generally, even when i don't care about spoilers, but this is so funny i might need to talk about it

when your best friend/second love of your life gets corrupted in the mages' bane and uses dunamancy to speed up your pregnancy, forcing you to go into labor on the battlefield. and then you give birth. while jester delivers your baby.

funnier still: does this mean that caleb was there for the birth and yeza wasn't 💀

the trolley problem except the guy tied to one set of tracks is your friend and someone you trust and one of the few people in the world that you genuinely like and he's begging for his life and he's saying that you're murdering him and he's screaming and clawing and running like a wild animal. on the other set of tracks is every living thing on the planet. its a no brainer, obviously. but he will still scream. this happened to my good friend eva stratt

ilya posts a video on instagram with the caption “my husband and the dog he didn’t want” and it’s shane cradling anya like a baby outside the vet’s office whispering “you were so brave, honey. we’ll get you a pup cup on the drive home and you can sit in my lap while papa drives. you did such a good job when the scary lady poked you. such a good girl” and people everywhere lose their fucking minds