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#mouths "don't" then proceeds to push his head down :)
to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog
my opinions on yeza are so funny like. hes my favorite npc. i find him frustratingly bland. i think hes a weird little freak. i think hes too normal. hes actually really interesting if you think about it. i dont understand why i like him. i hope his marriage gets better. i hope his wife cheats. i hope they open their marriage. i hope they end their marriage. i literally dont care about him. im coping by deluding myself into believing the animated show is going to fix this somehow
ilya getting into a fight cus some player tried to be homophobic with him asking “is shane fucking you in the ass tonight?” and he answered “i hope so” and the player snarked “disgusting f*” and ilya smirked and says “maybe you’d be half as good as me if you took it up the ass, but no one wants a man who’s been fed by his parents with a slingshot because he’s too ugly to be approached” and even the player’s teammates chuckled and he lunged after ilya. on the way to the sin bin ilya skated close to his husband and he looked towards shane that only asked “how many?” and ilya answered “hat trick” and shane stepped on the ice to do as ilya said.
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Way down the line, when they're leading Ottawa to another Stanley Cup, Ilya gets slammed too too hard by some eager new player. He's knocked unconscious and Shane practically flies from the box to the ice, watching as the EMTs intervene and carry him out on a stretcher.
Yuna goes in the ambulance with Ilya — Shane can't get out of his skates fast enough to run over in time, so he drives a few minutes behind them — and she calls Shane to keep him updated. It's fine, it's all fine, Ilya is already semi conscious and talking to them both. Shane's mind goes to all of the worst places anyway.
They lose service when they get in the elevator, but Yuna still sends out a text message with the room number. Shane speeds faster and then bolts through the hospital.
When he finally sees Ilya, minutes later, already in a blue hospital gown and connected to an IV but conscious and beaming up at him, Shane breaks into tears.
"Don't cry, solnyshko," Ilya says. "Come here," he holds out the hand that's free from the needles and Shane takes it.
"I have something important to ask you," Ilya tells him. It suddenly feels so serious. Shane's heart drops.
"Will you come to my cottage this summer?" Ilya says in a sing-songy voice, using his best Canadian accent. "Don't go to Russia. Come to my house, we'll have so much fun..."
Shane laughs. "You remember that?"
"Every fucking word."
"adventurers are actually more scared of you than you are of them"
"he's literally just doing what an adventurer is supposed to do"
"do you think they think of us as Giant Adventurers?"
"do you know how many other creatures would be infesting our cave if there were no adventurers?"
"how would you like it if you were bumbling along on your little adventurer day, and some giant dragon thing squished you for the crime of being yourself?"
"y'know, so many dragons are grossed out by them, but i think they're fascinating! Did you know some adventurers form symbiotic relationships with small monsters? Some of them even do a simplified form of spellcraft! Like, with actual magic and everything!"
"Of course they are swarming your cave, you dolt! You captured a juvenile queen and took it home with you, what did you expect!?"
I don’t know how useful that is as a disguise if people are reading the book and know that Armand’s name is Arun. [...] We don’t know exactly how he spent the two years, but I think there has been a regression. There has been a regression into a past version of himself. [...] Arun is Armand coming back out of his cocoon, his two years of sort of hibernating after this devastation. He’s coming out, he’s showing himself, and he’s like the baby version before coming back into Amadeo and Armand.
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I think that Ilya genuinely thinks Shane is mocking his accent when he copies it. And like. It's fine, its a funny accent, Ilya knows that. He knows it's still pretty thick (nice) for him living in English speaking countries for 10 years. But its whatever, he doesn't really care. If he did, he'd tell Shane to stop and he would stop. No big deal.
Until.
Ilya is watching Shane interact with Luca one day. Luca says something and Shane repeats it in Luca's Swiss accent. Luca doesn't really seem to notice or care. Shane isn't acting like he's making fun of Luca. And when Ilya comes over, he even says 'hey' in Luca's accent.
And Ilya then does some googling. He comes across the phrase 'echolalia' and reads the sentence: "-especially when individuals feel comfortable or have a strong relationship with the person they are imitating."
And Ilya realizes the first time he remembers Shane doing that was during their first time. He had worked so hard to make Shane feel safe and comfortable and he did and he has proof and now he has to go suck Shane's dick about it immediately.
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imagine being 34 years old… how embarrassing
Ilya: God, I need some serotonin Shane: *stands up* Shane: Shane: *sits back down* Shane: I forgot what that was for a second. I was gonna go get you some
after his shower, shane joins ilya on the couch for movie night, hair still wet
ilya pulls shane into his side and turns his head to breathe in the smell of his freshly washed husband.
he inhales into shane’s neck and shane giggles at the ticklish feeling. but something is different—ilya pulls away immediately
“you smell weird”
“oh. mom got me some new shampoo and body wash”
“why does it smell like that?”
“it’s cinnamon,” shane says casually, then glances over at ilya curiously. “why, do you not like it?”
ilya huffs in discontent and they watch their movie
——
the next morning, ilya awakens with shane draped over his chest. ilya leans in to plant a kiss on shane’s head. he pulls back immediately with disgust.
ugh. cinnamon.
——
the next day, ilya is out at a restaurant with troy and harris. shane is meeting them after his personal training session.
shane walks in, and ilya stands up to give him a kiss, and immediately recoils with a wrinkled nose
“what?” shane asks
“cinnamon.” ilya death glares. shane just laughs and laughs at his husband’s expression
——
this goes on for a week—ilya forgetting about the new shampoo and then complaining when he gets a wiff.
eventually, ilya takes to hiding the shampoo & soap so shane can’t use it. shane usually easily locates his hiding spots and finds ilya’s one-sided feud with the bath products amusing
until finally, one day, ilya can’t take it anymore. he’s crawling into bed after shane’s shower with tears in his eyes. “shane please i can’t take it anymore. i hate the cinnamon so much. it’s spicy and it burns my nose”
shane takes pity on him and goes back to his seaweed shampoo, but keeps the cinnamon in case he ever wants to play a prank on ilya again.
yuna gets a text the next day from her son-in-law: “do not ever. buy cinnamon shampoo again.” yuna screenshots it and sends it to shane and they both crack up and never let ilya live it down
shane's corruption kink so important to me...... lets forget this ever happened. unless you were to perhaps saunter over and seduce me... no ilya this is such a bad idea nooo... unless you were to perhaps kiss me and force my hand a bit... scott hunter drops the hint that hes right next door but oh how can i say no... hey so about next time, maybe we shouldnt... unless ohhh if you insist and push past my objection... no ilya you cannot fuck me for two years but of course i wont block your number. because i want you to keep trying. get away from me you are unbelievable. unlesssss........ ilya ive never touched myself in front of anyone. but ohhhhh youre going to Make me do it anyway.... well how could i say no. you are seducing me of course. Three fingers in the ass DRY. dont worry about it. i am but helpless to your advances.
ever since i was a little girl i knew fiction would save me
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before dick and kisses
after dick and kisses
from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy
after dick no kisses
when Jud said "God didn't hide me or fix me, He loves me when I'm guilty, and that's what I should be doing for these people, not this whodunnit game!" and "we are here to serve the world! Not beat it! That is what Christ did" and "by using me in your game, you're setting me against my real and only purpose in life, which is not to fight the wicked and bring them to justice, but to serve them and bring them to Christ. Otherwise I'm just as bad as Wicks, making it about me and not Jesus" and "this church is not medieval, we're in New York... it's Neo-Gothic 19th century... and the rites and rituals and costumes, all of it. It's storytelling... the question is, do these stories convince us of a lie, or do they resonate with something deep inside us that's profoundly true?"
