Dumb Bitch Season

Apartment hunting has shown me that so many kids my age and younger openly broadcast that they are running away from abusive homes and that they are LGBT. I sympathize completely, but you do not under any circumstances need to be on a roommate finder website telling strangers on the internet that you are part of a vulnerable minority with no one back home who cares what happens to you... just say you are moving out, end of. Once you get to trust someone you live with then you can share the backstory. Internet safety is something that still matters.

Every other sports league on the planet needs to get their shit together.

I’m in the van outside hacking the security systems and keeping the neighbors from calling the police. Please don’t forget I’m out here. 

You’re the most valued memeber of the team, fam 🙏🏻

Him stretch

Me plotting a story

Share the forbidden knowledge

I worked with an ex cop who looks like this lol

Tag yourself: I’m the niece.

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