#1 weirdgirl fan

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

Acrylic on canvas

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish