Arcan

Beautiful: a child has drowned and returned from the other side with a report of going to the afterlife. "When I arrived in heaven I was greeted by a mammoth-headed man who said 'I am Anghprett Vul, sky god of the one true religion'. I asked 'who are you?' and he said 'we visited a tribe of Neanderthals and gave them our teachings but then a landslide killed them'. I asked 'so do I have to bring back your faith and believe in it?' and he said 'we don't really care". Find his book at your local apatheist bookstore today

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

I looked him up and he's 54 now and the primary association for his name is still exploding as a small child

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

I feel like we dont talk enough about how ironwood's final plan was imperialism. like he created a crisis by bringing all his trouples and cutting dust distribution with other kingdoms depended on, cos the sdc was kind of a monopoly, then was gonna create a panic by telling the true about salem, creating a global crisis, then he was gonna solve the crisis by providing the aid for the problem he cause making the kingdoms even more depending on atlas.

The fact that Vader is the voice of reason here is fucking bananas. How batshit you have to be to have Darth “You know what will solve this problem? Child murder ” Vader go “this guys nuts.”

Pokemon Heritage Post

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

i want to feel sorry for the poor thing but the absolute silence from the crowd is breaking me

should have moonwalked its body off stage 2/10

In the light of all the varian talk lately, my take is that they should let norik break the toa code and take out the shadowed one. You know, as a treat

I personally think Lariska should kill him given a LOT of factors, but also I want her to be happy and free of plot drama shit post-canon so either work,

I honestly have it canon in my lore that the moment Varian awakes she goes off and uses her powers to make TSO brain dead then stomps his head in. It's what she deserves.

Oh I absolutely love this take. 10/10 bionicle posting. Ven/10, I might even say.

@legend-as-old-as-time