Arcan

holy shit death finally worked up the nerve to tell chuck norris that hes dead

oh thank god i can't stand that smug ugly fuck

oh. he actually died. i thought this was just a 20-year dry-aged chuck norris joke. lol. rest in piss you weird asshole

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

obligatory @flootzavut tag, lookit!

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

on multiple occasions i have seen people on socials excited for palworld 1.0 and it has taken me a moment to realize they aren't doing a bit and are genuinely excited

Mata Nui being asked questions about his world by his friends but he's been so checked out from his own people for so long that he's honestly pretty foggy on the details. Do they have kings on his planet? Mhhhh hmmm well. Queens he thinks. On at least one continent. How many kinds of Toa are there?? At least six! And then a few more. Do they have doors??? Please do not ask him that. It feels very complicated. And don't even mention the concept of romance to him. He's been sort of comatose and a little distracted even before that ok

I think an underrated horror trope is “insular christian cult worshipping something that slowly reveals itself to be Very Much Not God”.  I think it speaks something to the bastardized nature of american christian sects like southern baptist and others. I think in a lot of ways the way colonialism pairs with christianity in the americas really makes it demonic in ways that horror makes powerful statements about.

“There is no god in this church. Nothing but an empty box built on atrocities. You think the christian God watches over America? God did not come with us to this land.”

I like the idea of a horror story set in a world built around Discworld/ American Gods rules, where belief literally makes gods real, and one of those sects accidentally creates the God that they’re *actually* worshipping, rather than the one that they *think* that they’re worshipping; and He’s callous and cruel and petty and bloodthirsty because His followers are callous and cruel and petty and bloodthirsty, and they’ve basically been worshipping themselves all along.