Gay for Space

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

by straining the full force of all of my media literacy i am able to discern the subtle hints that something homosexual is happening here

by straining the full force of all of my media literacy i am able to discern the subtle hints that something homosexual is happening here

There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world

Hollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive to be the greater good … the loneliness of godhood … regret for the person you used to be … the realisation that there is no way back … *chef’s kiss*

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil