Welcome to my brain of thought

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

my hands hurt

my back hurts

I thought I could count but apparently I can't.

its quite easy to make noises. oouugghhhh. aaaaauuuhhh. uwaaaaaaa. awawaaa. it comes naturally to me

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

im a protected species you fucking asshole

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