Is this thing still on?

i like when someone in a public restroom just fully drops their pants around their ankles. fuck it we are young and wild

let loose.

lets let our hair down and act like tonight is forever

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

every mercenary company has got that guy who insists he should fight with two daggers... bro get back in formation and pick up your pike

new product concept. Creek Yogurt. you know what it is. CREEK YOGURT: You Fucking Bet Your Ass It Has Active Cultures

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

having a hard time finding new music online so ive taken to sniffing the ground outside for signs of music

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die