Is this thing still on?

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

could you lie

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

I have decided to make my dad's vision a reality

happy holidays. My dad is threatening to print this on a shirt

Op did he like it or did he love it

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable