A cinnamon bun is still tasty when it's tough.

We missed out on the Izuku Kirishima friendship and/or romance that we needed

Sometimes I remember in the smash manga that Kirishima effortlessly lifted a chainsaw by the blade (while talking to Bakugou) with Momo hanging onto it. Then proceeded to apologize to the chainsaw and asking it if he hurt his blades while Momo fears for her life.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to see this masterpiece with my own two eyes :’) I’m forever in your debt

Friendly reminder that the reason you feel so much better is because of your meds, don’t stop taking them unless you talk to your doctor first, you really do need them, I promise. 

…and on a related note, do not let anyone tell you that because you start feeling worse if you don’t take your medication, that means you’re “addicted”. That is not how addiction works.

Okay everyone reblog this version

happy penis friday yall

guess what day it is

Happy penis Friday yall!!!!!!!!

PENIS FRIDAY!

Penis Friday.

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

Ah, the Mary Suez.

if you’re neurodivergent and have a special interest/hyperfixation that ISN’T anime or games, reblog and put in the tags what it is!

This comic is a big trap and its damn hilarious

This goes doubly so for writing! Support your favourite writers, too!

W a i t a d a m n m o m e n t

reblogs and replies to the author/artist are worth a thousand likes

I think American accents are cute I love hearing American cuties talking yes bitch show me how rhotic your rs are

Especially because I hear absolutely nothing but Australian accents and I'm so tired of it. I want an American girlboy gf. "Waahtermelon" yes bitch.

carr keys. starr worrs. superr duperr. etc

Music to my ears

Self effacing humor is the best and I promise you most sane people love being lightly made fun of.

Another example that humanity never really changed

i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters

what hath i wrought

I swear my favorite part of this website is I wander away to adult and then come back to this . Like it’s a warm fuzzy blanket of weird.

I went to this Sicilian pizza joint yesterday and it’s literally so underground and such a big hole in the wall that their parking lot is wrecked, their front door is bolted up, and you have to enter through the kitchen and walk to the front end past all the ovens and down a narrow ass hallway and then all the tables and chairs are fold ups and the ceiling is all saggy and it looks awful but fuck me it’s been there for 70+ years and makes the best damn thin crust pizza in the city and no one hardly knows about it because it looks like an abandoned building

There’s no way this isn’t a mob front

Mob fronts always have the BEST pizza. Visit your local mob front eatery today

No mob boss wants to eat bad pizza while they meet to discuss crime. Even if it is unprofitable to sell really good pizza there, the mob will put up the funds to get top quality ingredients and a good chef and make up the difference in money laundering.

it’s true, i grew up in nj and you could tell how good the food was by how many insurance frauds the place did. one of my favorite pizza places in my home town staged an arson to collect on insurance money, the owner got caught tho

oh god i want the illegal pizza so bad

the secret ingredient really is crime

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4 or 5D

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Tumblr humor is on a whole other level any other platform has yet to even come close to matching.