cry me a conundrum

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

This rapid slide from attempted machismo to sweet tender feelings is what happened to the show, too.

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

unleashing the skeleton army on an unsuspecting populace?

yes god finally one of you gets it

i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

I had to check this wasn’t The Onion

hold me in contempt but hold me

don’t look at all my lip balms

there are four coasters and you put the coffee cup on a book

don't look at that either

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

those mountains are older than Saturn's rings and they want to blow them up and hollow them out for cell phone batteries