cry me a conundrum

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

Tasty obelisk fries..

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

“It’s digestible”

I have learned a new thing today.

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

AI will really pop up uninvited like "hi! I'm Gloprity! Would you like me to reply to your friend so you don't have to? Would you like me to polish your email so you have no voice? Would you like me to scan this article and then tell you what you should think? Would you like me to be human for you? Would you like to do nothing, be nothing, say nothing, think nothing, feel nothing?" and it doesn't even have a face I can punch in retaliation?

It's fucking offensive! Life is only the sum of these little things, and I will not outsource them... I've survived too much already to let some bitchass linear algebra with delusions of grandeur strip my life from me! AI get fucked!

It came from the obelisk outside town. Don't worry about it.

i come here from my home country of teusday, which is very very far indeed, and my old bones are tired. could i stay at your wednesday for the next 24 hours if you would be so kind?

the thing about breaking the cycle is that you end up standing at the edge of the cycle watching as it does its damnedest to break other people. often those you care about most. and there is often very little that you can do about it but observe and be ready to catch any fellow escapees due to having stepped away from the cycle without any intention to return. and. well. this does not feel very good surprisingly.

like yeah we all know that you have to put on your own oxygen mask before you can meaningfully help anyone else with theirs but the reality of watching your loved ones choke while you fumble with the straps isn't exactly a guilt-free top 10 recommended experience

+ the air quality isn't even that good with the mask on either