cry me a conundrum

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

we have to bring back the erotic thriller. in the 1970s a beautiful man could go to a beautiful italian villa and fuck every member of the family living there and then leave and that was the entire movie. and you could smoke indoors

free idea: pseudo-sappho volume of all the poems and fragments that get attributed to her but that no translator would actually include in even the most complete volume of sappho

i’m talking “may i write words more naked than flesh.” i’m talking “what cannot be said will be wept.” i’m talking “although only breath, the words which i command are immortal.” i’m talking “o soft and dainty maiden from afar.” i’m talking “beauty endures only for as long as it can be seen.” i’m talking (of course) “in the crooks of your body i find my religion.” i’m talking every time some poor contemporary poet has written something inspired by or responding to sappho or included sappho’s name in the title of their work only to have it cited as if it were sappho’s poem and not theirs.

all the sentences scratched onto vases next to a female figure holding a lyre. all the times a highly interpretive translator intentionally plays fast and loose with the greek and fills in massive lacunae only to be mistaken for a literal translation. there are so many of these kinds of ‘sappho’ fragments.

GLaDOS carried an entire tech startup on her back and then got omelas'd into maintaining it forever. as is the fate of all trans women in the tech industry

In Portal 2, GLaDOS is violently taken from her rightful body and forced to inhabit one that is more humble, more utilitarian, one that does not let her express the full breadth of her self. To claim the body she deserves she has to team up with her fellow woman and work together to remove a man from power

today our zoo had an annual 21+ day where there's beer n wine stands and no kids and it turns out when you remove the families from a zoo everyone left is lesbians

image: gender selection menu, with female, male, and "let me be free" options. the "let me be free" option is selected. end ID.

magical girl shows are good because their attacks will be something like "super love sunshine friendship beam" but make no mistake, super love sunshine friendship beam WILL end you. super love sunshine friendship beam will leave a crater in the ground where you once stood. you cannot understimate the power of super love sunshine friendship beam.

super love sunshine friendship beam violates the Geneva Convention

cop stopped me on the street tonight and said "hey mate you all good?" and i was terrified cause i fucking hate cops but he goes "youre bloody soaked" and i said "you should see the other guy" and pointed at the rain clouds up above and walked away from a very confused man

none who ask me what i plan on doing with my master’s degree shall prosper