cry me a conundrum

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

ok well maybe her little finger is really cozy and honestly there are worse places to be wrapped around. did you ever think about that

i feel like people still think accessibility and accommodation are favours bestowed upon others and not like a collective responsibility of everyone in society

hey, keeping a shared space free from an allergen for someone who's also there isn't an imposition on your personal freedom. it's literally your duty to do that

THIS I’m tired of living in a city where people care more about animals than people. There are cafes with signs against loitering, but they allow people to bring in their dogs regardless of training. Not everyone is in love with every dog on this planet, and I do NOT like how stigmatized it is to feel this way. If you stand up for yourself and have the gall to not allow animals ((that actively shed, and cause some folks (like my cousin), to puff up and get hives)), you’re looked upon like you announced that you eat a puppy based diet. If non service animals are not allowed in an establishment, all the better! I’m protecting my staff, any persons who have dander and/or saliva based pet allergies, and YOU. Keep your pets at home, and at parks/places of recreation that are fun and interesting for them!

Took a random pill from someone in the club and now there is a fifth cardinal direction

My sister just quoted this post at me over dinner bc it was discussed in her philosophy class & I can't even smugly inform her of its authorship. Due to the mindhunter yaoi state of my most recent blog history.

everyone in the grocery store is my enemy

I met a girl who did a very good half of exam but didn't actually know the answer, so she wrote a full page (two sides), left half a sentence at the end of the page and wrote "Page 1 of 2" and submitted that. Because the teacher assumed it was her fault and that she had lost half of the exam, she gave her a passing grade hoping she wouldn't complain. And she didn't, of course.

In college, I forgot I had a paper (that I hadn't written a word of) due, until the teacher asked us to pass them forward at the start of the class... I had my computer though, and so I said I had forgotten the printed copy at home, could I please run to the computer lab after class and print it and bring it right over? He said sure, he could wait a few minutes since it was just downstairs. I don't have to look at my hands to type, so I wrote it in class while staring at the board like I was taking notes, and printed it off after. Got a B on it.

#bullshitting takes many forms#and should be a skill kids are allowed to hone

Honestly, bullshitting effectively is one of the best things that college teaches you, which is another reason AI is terrible

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

THWE DRAMATIC PAUSE IN THE SUN GRAVITY HAD ME