cry me a conundrum

if you start thinking things to yourself about a celebrity like "no one gets them like i do" and "everyones out to get them" then you have breached into a level of parasocialism that is no longer fun for you or anyone around you. these things are not true. it's not normal to think like this

That looks like an "I'm going to run through all my tricks until you reward me for something" to me.

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

I lives in the subtstrate

I live in tha sooiile

I will do anything to be free

Even escape?

I dont know. Can i do that

i firmly believe 99% of the people who bring up the fact some youtuber was friends with a Bad Dude™️ are hypocrites and are getting away with it just because it was offline and cant be traced back to them

like you can bring up the fact that person was friends with them in 2017 but as soon as someone from your real life found out its you and brings up the fact you were friends with neo nazis in middle school SUDDENLY you can grasp the concept of not holding people to the same standards of who they were when they were younger

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

Moon day Monday is SOON!!!!!

In Argentina it's friends day!because the w y ole world was paying attention to the same thing in unity!

Friends Day with the moon!

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.