this is what you want, this is what you get

why are we beset by plagues

It's my birthdayyyyyy :)

okay i got accepted to indiana university which is good but i kinda feel stupid as fuck because reading the admissions letter made me suddenly realize what had eluded me all along which is that iu actually has two different mlis programs, the iu bloomington one (which is in person) and the iu indianapolis one (which is online) and it is the bloomington one which is ranked #9 in the country whereas indianapolis is only #19. so it's less impressive to get accepted there than i thought. but still.

I just spilled a fairly large amount of Goo Gone onto myself

yayyy i got accepted to wayne state ^.^ i'm probably not going to go there but it's still encouraging. now i just have to hear back from indiana which is my #1 choice and i'm gonna be so sad if i don't get in because i spent so much time and effort on the application

okayyy i have submitted all of my grad school applications. even though indiana university APPARENTLY moved the deadline again to july 31st but i already finished my application and i'm tired of their little games.

Grad school is fake actually

Defying stereotypes by being a nonbinary person who has never dyed their hair although this is really only because i was born with a naturally special snowflake hair color and otherwise it would probably be pink or purple or something right now