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if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

when you stop to think whether or not you should continue delving further into the layers of the abyss be sure to keep in mind that 99% of cave raiders stop right before they uncover the secret that will resolve all of their deepest desires and provide catharsis for all of their most enduring traumas

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