anodyne androgyne

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

coffee is a delightful treat that girls have for breakfast

still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

always interesting whenever people start talking about polyamory as particularly unstable or prone to jealousy bc it begs the question of if they’ve ever seen or heard of monogamous couples

are you aware that those people are having sincere earnest discussions on whether following someone on social media counts as cheating

You're mommy's little STEMlord aren- ahem. I mean. You're mommy's little STEMlady aren't you. Go on. Belittle those pathetic humanties majors- ah? STEMlady isn't doing it for for you? Well, using masculine titles is like a major turn off for mommy so- oh ok yellow we can take a moment

Well, mommy thinks that STEMprincess splits the difference between being condescending and diminutive while being feminine, so maybe you could at least try being mommy's little STEMprincess during this scene. The humanities majors that mommy got for you to belittle need to go home soon

other nen users find themselves repulsed by my spanish guitar motif and presumably no other aspect of my conduct or beliefs

the looney tunes show from a transgender perspective was funny.. bugs bunny passed without fail as either a beautiful woman or an ugly woman depending on how much effort he put into it. daffy on the other hand's crossdressing fits were always high effort yet without fail he got clocked every time

"of courthe. eathy for you to thay, you pathhoid"