anodyne androgyne

i get so gay off that thai iced tea

Friend trying to steel my resolve a few months ago: "She was never on your level you know, and you need someone who is. Like, could you have a conversation with her about that french feminist intellectual you always talk about, what was her name, Char Aznable?"

(crying, sobbing) judo isnt real you can just stand up judo isnt real you can just stand up

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab