anodyne androgyne

i think maybe "sapphic yearning" is a kind of false consciousness that justifies one's own continued immiseration

i was once a yearner but at a certain point you have to grow up and let your private, overwrought fantasies confront real love in the real world and put yourself at the mercy of honest dealing with people

When she's an adult woman and you're mutually attracted to each other

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

i shouldnt be allowed to text girls i am crushing on i start saying shit like "yes maam" and saluting