anodyne androgyne

still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

always interesting whenever people start talking about polyamory as particularly unstable or prone to jealousy bc it begs the question of if they’ve ever seen or heard of monogamous couples

are you aware that those people are having sincere earnest discussions on whether following someone on social media counts as cheating

You're mommy's little STEMlord aren- ahem. I mean. You're mommy's little STEMlady aren't you. Go on. Belittle those pathetic humanties majors- ah? STEMlady isn't doing it for for you? Well, using masculine titles is like a major turn off for mommy so- oh ok yellow we can take a moment

Well, mommy thinks that STEMprincess splits the difference between being condescending and diminutive while being feminine, so maybe you could at least try being mommy's little STEMprincess during this scene. The humanities majors that mommy got for you to belittle need to go home soon

other nen users find themselves repulsed by my spanish guitar motif and presumably no other aspect of my conduct or beliefs

the looney tunes show from a transgender perspective was funny.. bugs bunny passed without fail as either a beautiful woman or an ugly woman depending on how much effort he put into it. daffy on the other hand's crossdressing fits were always high effort yet without fail he got clocked every time

"of courthe. eathy for you to thay, you pathhoid"

I bet getting struck by lightning feels amazing for 1second

omg PLEASE

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway