I went to every afterlife and there wasn't a single goomba in any of them. Where the fuck are these things going

I do think you should try to make it good before you try to make it gay. The two are not the same.

i can rpf guys you never even heard of

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show

nobody UNDERSTANDS this post!! this is NOT about feeling BAD and watching your COMFORT show!!! this is about feeling FINE but then CHOOSING to watch a show that makes you want to KILL YOUR SELF

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

They should make a mother that doesn't inspire suicidal ideation in her children

i'm the normalest guy on the planet btw. #normalboy #normalcore #boynormal #normalguythings