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just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

There is a turkey vulture following me

Every time I'm outside I hear something rustling in the forest and it squeaks occasionally. I just looked outside the window and. Guess what. Turkey vulture staring right at me. As soon as I look at it it walks away into the trees again so I can't even grab a picture. This is real. This is happening to me

Anyone with relevant experience pls advise

There is a turkey vulture following me

Every time I'm outside I hear something rustling in the forest and it squeaks occasionally. I just looked outside the window and. Guess what. Turkey vulture staring right at me. As soon as I look at it it walks away into the trees again so I can't even grab a picture. This is real. This is happening to me

anyway what’s the best book you’ve ever read and yes if you say some YA shit i will kill a hostage.

Please don't forget Eman!!

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For reasons I cannot fathom, my transphobic brother is really supportive of the idea of me transitioning and indeed is trying to push me to do so

No matter how many times I tell him I'm not trans he's like "it's okay if you are you're like the only person I'd support in transitioning" however what's interesting is that he said, unprompted, "if I were to want to be a woman, that would just be perverse. Look at me. I'm a huge guy. I could never be a woman. No one would accept me as a woman" which really is fascinating. I'm half convinced he's trying to live vicariously through me

He also said that if he were me he'd just go on testosterone blockers because "wouldn't it be nice to be a full, proper woman" which is really problematic but I think there's something there. There's definitely something there.

For reasons I cannot fathom, my transphobic brother is really supportive of the idea of me transitioning and indeed is trying to push me to do so

No matter how many times I tell him I'm not trans he's like "it's okay if you are you're like the only person I'd support in transitioning" however what's interesting is that he said, unprompted, "if I were to want to be a woman, that would just be perverse. Look at me. I'm a huge guy. I could never be a woman. No one would accept me as a woman" which really is fascinating. I'm half convinced he's trying to live vicariously through me

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