GoombaStomper

I have ancestral memories of 9/11

Stomped a goomba and a little bit of its grease got in my eye. Its whole life flashed before me in an instant. Schoolhouse conflicts, first loves, hopes and dreams. Oh well. On to the next one.

I was at the gym and my headphones fell out. Goomba squishing noises blasted out of my phone. I got a lot of weird looks and they say i cant go there no more.

Superman aint shit. I can also jump over a building in a single bound if a goombas on the other side to break my fall

my son drew me a picture of me at the factory stomping goombas, but i couldnt tell if it was real and i started stomping on it

saw a goomba trapped in a glass sphere and i was just gnawin on it and shit

The stomp-a-saurs went extinct when the first goomba hit the earth at light speed. that was the beginning of the feud

Got a new Goomba Gacha game where you pay 3 dollars to unlock a goomba and then digitally stomp it. Theyre all the same goombas theres no rares or anything. Best game I've played in my life

A goomba tried singing a song to me about how I can make a difference and we don't have to fight. stomped that guy

I got out of the buddhas palm by stomping my way straight through the bottom

A stomparoo from me to goomb

I got the FBI knocking on my door cause they thought I was posting government goomba stomping technology on forums but I made these plans myself from base principals

The shop was out of goombas. I had to pretend it didnt bother me but the cashiers look of deep pity makes me think I did bad