i hope you live. i hope we both live

how far into his term as mayor does zohran get the big top hat and monocle. i kind of thought he’d have them by now

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

end of my fucking rope thursday for real

people make arbitrary divisions between types of gay people. party gays. steven universe gays. corporate gays. activist gays. but in actuality the borders between worlds are thin and may be traversed with ease. monday you can do poppers in a stranger's apartment, tuesday volunteer with a mutual aid group, wednesday sprial over your ex's hazbin hotel fanfiction, thursday write an essay about how your intersecting identities will make you an asset to the pharmacy profession

it's friday i'm in love

according to my therapist I am "doing too much" and this isn't "sustainable"