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guy who owns multiple criterion blu-rays: perhaps today we could watch a film from mu physical media collection?
guy from 2006: do you have dude where's my car
guy(?) from 1862: and these hormone remedies you spoke of earlier, they allow you to develop sexual characteristics of a female? is that true? are they expensive?
me: nah theyre not that expensive, i can hook you up bartholemew. seconding dude wheres my car
guy who owns multiple criterion blu rays: i do not own such a movie physically
me: its chill its on tubi
guy from 2006: tubi rocks
me: yeah tubis chill. here [plays the movie]
girl from 1862: BY JOVE? ARE THESE MOVING PICTURES? HOW FASCINATING! ...do they make pornographic content like this?
me: im about to blow your whole world batty baby
toronto 7/10/02
blood and organs burst from truck in Netherlands
the aftermath

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dont min🟨d me im just taking my yellow tile for a walk. come on boy you're falling behind
genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop
THE BIRDCAGE (1996)
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
how far into his term as mayor does zohran get the big top hat and monocle. i kind of thought he’d have them by now

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image descriptions: screenshot of text from those emails. image one: Shot in an actual French castle, an NPC (non-player character) is trapped in a loop - until he's asked a simple but profound question: (italics) What do you really want? (/end italics)
image two: We filmed this scene because NPCs are a metaphor for the routines and loops that quietly limit our lives and stunt our growth. So often, we move through desire on autopilot - jerking off, hooking up, watching porn - without ever stopping to ask what we actually want, or whether our habits are truly getting us there /end description
Arrest everyone involved.
Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.
People killed: around three quarters of a million.
Paul Cooper: 'Living Sculpture' (2001)
it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that
my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position
I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

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Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.
I’m so fucked