don't follow mee

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

There is no Love on that island

“you attract what you fear” oh nooo EDA audio adaptations 😰😣

my family is as normal as anyone else's. my father is myself. my mother is my boyfriend's wife & car. my sister is my scary car. but also my mother is dead and my father is also dead and german. also i'm bisexual (that's not relevant but it keeps the story diverse)

oops.

oops.

full frontal nude image? no sorry i only jerk it to the fundamental tragedy of existence

hole? the only hole of note is the gnawing void within my soul left by the knowledge of everything i can never be and everything i cannot help but being

penetration? i'm well served already by the penetrating loneliness that envelops us all—our flesh may touch but our minds cannot help but be alone within ourselves and with their death so too perishes everything that made up our entire world; though the body may be recycled into something beautiful what we truly were can never be recreated until the day all matter dies

at the club asking the DJ to play something hopeless and tragic

you can teach a man to fish and lead a horse to water but a man cant horse around and teach you to fish lead

I love the phrase "it's nothing to write home about" like yeah, i wouldn't even mention this in a letter to my mommy. bitch

concept: DNI but it's clearly a copy and paste of the Hays Code