But when he's cut, I bleed

said "can you calm down or do you need a leash" to a horny guy and i instantly realized it worsened the situation

i love dennis cooper because he's like those fandom bloggers who make truly depraved hardcore kidnapping fanfic about generic white boy blorbos but he's 73

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DO involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you had to read that sanitised and whitewashed piece of shit inspired in ancient myths, instead of reading the originals... never mind they don't teach that in american schools, my bad.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

i like how hannibal gets a whole tragic orphan forced cannibalism backstory set in a gothic childhood castle to explain why he’s like that but for will it’s just uhh yeah well my mom left and we were poor so now i’m the freak of the fucking century

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

let me be pervertly clear

I failed my glucose test miserably sigh

the nurse gave us this disgusting sugary concoction and went like "no worries I am sure no one of you will throw up" and you'd never guess what I did five minutes later

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive