shine like thunder cry like rain

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

the worst I ever felt for sam girls was when the dude finally thought he was having a prayer breakthrough but it turned out to be just. lucifer. your man really is the only guy on the show who never loses faith and thinks maybe he deserves a good thing once in a while and the writers said I’m gonna bring back the pervert who haunts his dreams

modern samgirls have to stop reblogging this this was a peace offering to the 2020-2021 era samgirls who died out. they were all really offputting and badly behaved and got really upset when he suffered at all ever and if you didn’t acknowledge he suffered the most of any person or agreed he was dean’s battered wife you were a heteronormativity enabler or something

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

Tchaikovsky at the cannon store:

the problem with genetically modified crops is not so much the genetic modification but the patenting of genetic codes (and crops in general) as a tool of maintaining agricultural imperialism, and for this reason I can't talk to most people about GMOs

same energy as “jeffrey epstein? the financier?”