The Simple Things in Life

That was not the audio I was expecting

i have to reblog this everytime i see it, its too good of a video

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

*americans chanting gets louder in the background*

*Eagle noise*

*The roar of Freedom™*

*guns firing blanks*

*battle hymn of the republic intensifies*

*Johnny Comes Marching Home Again Intensifies*

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

“I cast Iron Gate!”

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

😢

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!