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Was it clark who, when she was first overwhelmed and screaming at the noise, shot up into space with her? As the noise died away did she realise she wasn't drowning in the vacuum? Is that how she learned to shoot into the sky for respite?

How did kara learn english? Does it count as "immersion" if your only source is your cousin? Did she ever join a class? Does she have peers, immigrants and refugees in a university language centre or town hall, or did she sit alone in front of a TV and an LLM?

Clark grew up in a farmhouse in a cosy room with posters on the walls. How did kara end up living alone? What ugly hurtful things had to be said for both clark and kara, angry, hurt and ashamed, to agree she should have her own space? Whose idea was it?

Does she still have that apartment? She could live anywhere and she mostly lives off-planet but when she's on planet does she live out Clark's hopes for her? Where else might she could she live?

Krypto wears his little cape when he's with clark but kara never puts it on him. That's not a question but it's compelling as hell. When kara came to pick him up she was wearing the suit. That's compelling as hell. She brushes her teeth earth-style, eats earth cereal even when she's away, and as far as we can tell speaks English to herself instead of Kryptonian. That's compelling as hell.

Hello. My sweeties.

UPDATE! They found the original photo!

Despite it all, we're still chugging along.

Tomorrow will mark five(!) years since this blog's first post, and five years of almost uninterrupted daily posts about linking characters in video games to Ryu from the Street Fighter. That strikes me as a lot. It probably is a lot.

And so, as is now firmly a yearly tradition, I will be taking a week off from regular posting and returning July 20. I will also remain available to answer any lighter questions, as I always am.

I'd like to use this space to thank @dorkshove, @owoshabae, @borntobeanartistsstuff, @froglord999, @kamayana, @oswald-the-moonsprite, and @crimsondestroyer for their post submissions over the past year, @kchasm and @skapokon for their contributions to Ryu Numbers writ large, and anyone else who's cared enough to send in a correction or update. To the extent that this blog has been anything more than some nerd posting about trivia, it's only been possible because of people like you.

Just a warm, friendly visit from a friendly friend!

a few bonus things under the cut - stuff I didn't end up putting in the comic but which I had too much fun drawing to leave completely out.

Rocky was maybe not the best person to ask

tumblr keeps killing the quality and adding a weird green line. but fuck

we will not give you a choice :)

using @justcakethanks template and ocs!

Using their likeness will spark their ire.

Encroachment upon their domain will earn punishment beyond earthly tithe.

The consequences of their regard may be intangible and long-lasting.

Rarely, you may earn their approval, but it is not worth the risk.

You must ask their permission, which is rarely granted.

Once they have you, they will not let you go for a hundred years.

You must be clever and use trickery and wordplay to evade them.

The master of each domain has their own unique and fickle nature, and some are more forgiving than others.

I work in tech, and much of what I do is support sales reps within the company by resolving errors with the software they use.

There is one sales rep who, every single time I send her a message or email with extremely specific instructions that will resolve her issue, does something completely different from what I tell her. Every time. Without fail. It is so glaringly obvious that she has never read even a single word that I have written to her.

So one day, she sends me a message that says little more than "(software) is broken, help"

So I do my standard song and dance of asking her what she's trying to accomplish, and what specifically is stopping her from doing that. And eventually, after much unnecessary back and forth, she tells me there's an error message. I ask her to send me a screenshot of the error message. She does.

The error message basically says, "these two required fields are blank. To resolve this, please fill in these two specific fields, and then click save."

So I take a few deep breaths.

Then I lie to her.

I message her back, saying "hey yeah, for some reason it's not loading that screenshot on my end. Could you type out the full text of the error message for me?"

She does.

I ask her if she still needs help.

Client is reporting that Some Thing Program doesn't work. I ask if there's an error message with further information about what's not working. Client says "no". I go over and ask Client to open Some Thing. Client double-clicks on the icon for Some Thing, it starts to boot, an error message dialog flashes up on screen, Client closes error message before I can read it, Thing closes after the error.

"What did that error message say?" I ask.

"What error message?" asks Client.

I tell Client to open the Some Thing again and then not click anything else. Client opens Some Thing, error message appears, Client clicks it away again.

I tell Client to stand up, step away, and give me physical control of the computer. I open Some Thing, start looking at the error message without closing it, and Client says "You should close that." I tell Client that I am reading the error message. Client is apparently accustomed to treating error messages as a kind of spam email that should be deleted as fast as possible, and gets agitated that I'm reading it.

I read the error message. It tells me what the problem is. I fix the problem. Some Thing works now.

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Later, I start thinking about how such an error message might perhaps be engineered to be more attention-grabbing and close-resistant as a way of making people read it. It's not important for some random program here, but there are more important systems (medical, etc) where it would be reasonable to demand the user's attention because people's lives depend on paying attention to the error message.

She was a computer programmer / analyst, a... Long Time Ago. Called in for a system she'd installed before, the office folk said they kept having problems where it Didn't Work Right (no error, a malfunction)

She investigated, and told them that could only happen if they did 3 specific things in a specific order, which they should not ever do.

So, she asked, did they ever do that?

No! Of course not, was the answer.

So she made a couple of small changes, packed up and said that should be fine, but they should call her if there were problems.

The next week

She had a call saying "We're getting a strange error message on the system, can you help?"

She said, of course, can they tell her the error?

And the message was: