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I've talked about reasons I don't like internet censorship a lot in the past, but one reason that's more specific than most is that if someone writes "shot" as "sh*t", no matter how clear the context is, I am not going to process the word as "shot".
ooh, sh*ts fired!
Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.
This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.
"Blood River in Antartica" yeah right there's no way a river looks like bl-
...nevermind
Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.
there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me
disgustedly throws youtube autodubbing onto the pyre pile
another thing that is annoying to Me Specifically is how every social media app keeps asking me if i don't want to turn on pop-up notifications. am i aware i have them turned off?? am i absolutely mega sure i don't want to turn pop up notifications on?? 🥺
Trust Me Yes I Am Sure I Turned Them Off Purposefully, For A Reason. pop-up notifications makes me hate the app and the person who made them happen. if you want me to keep using your app you don't want me to turn on the notifications
man...........

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Ok... but what if the tumblr icon chain was a caterpillar...
This came to me in a vision when I was stimming with the icons on my phone.
A lot of people are ragging on the 'cable diverted to avoid Dobby's grave after Harry Potter fans raise a stink' thing and while I also love ragging on Harry Potter fans being weird, in this case it looks like the story was completely made up.
tl;dr: There's no evidence the interview that this was mentioned in even exists, no evidence the route of the cable has ever changed, and the whole story seems to originate from one dude's podcast.
The story also broke into mainstream via the Daily Mail, who are ... rarely if ever honest or accurate.
However, "Dobby's grave" is very factually still ruining an environmentally sensitive beach in a Welsh national park thanks to fans leaving painted stones and fucking socks there. That part is 100% true.
Our balcony floorboards come with the single wrongest nail I've ever seen in my life
wdym Andy Weir hid the name of every Beatles album in the text
hey come back what do you mean
oh my god
I might kill him for the magical mystery tour one 'cause "magical" and "mystery" never show up together at all, "tour" only appears once in the book and nowhere near "mystery" or anything similar, I was trying to figure out possible word play but "to her" also doesn't show up near any similar words, and "tore" isn't in the book at all. I hate him so much I need to blow him up
Project Hail Mary: A Visual Summary

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The majority were brown with white spots, short billed with small heads. Half a dozen were pure white with much longer necks and larger heads. Their feet were bright orange. Two were black with royal blue accents. The twins led the flock. Loud, obnoxious honking preceded their arrival. They glided to the edge of the pond and waddled out onto shore. That was as far as they proceeded. Hopefulness brought them out of the water but fear kept them at a distance.
Grogu too was hopeful. He wanted to rush forward to greet his new friends but he knew they would turn tail and run. It had happened before.
“Go ahead and toss out the grain,” his father instructed.
He did so, most of it falling at his feet.
The birds scrambled closer but darted back. Two steps forward, one step back. A few dared to peck before hastily retreating.
“Eh?”
“We might need to move back a little. They don’t know if they can trust us yet.” He set the example and Grogu followed.
The safety margin was enough. The birds clambered over and around each other in a mad dash to reach the food. Every speck of grain was gone in seconds. A few spent the time to search for more. The rest stood without purpose. The twins were between the flock and their unexpected benefactors.
Grogu looked up over his shoulder, reaching out his open palm.
“That’s all I have right now.”
His ears drooped.
“But we can come back tomorrow with more. If you feed them regularly, they’ll learn to eat right out of your hand. Is that a responsibility you’re willing to take on?”
He perked up and nodded vigorously.
“We’ll come after our morning chores.”
When not even the ugly one in the group wants you
All the yellow wet floor signs always remind me of strange animals because they stand on four legs. Like what if they gather around leaking roofs and pipes to drink like a pack of animals seeking an oasis in the desert
This one was drawn over my photo of a metro station that I now think does anything but renovate it's roof. 3 signs and 5 buckets is kinda embarrasing
As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement
My condolences
put that back
National Lampoon, October 1985
A Puppy's Turtle
I know I owe you a bunch of stories, and I’ve got them all lined up to tell, including Kouku and Girlgirl and Leika. I just finished with the hardest patients I’ve ever had. One was literally shredding, so needed two different stuffed animals of my own to act as models, and the other pair had fabric that was disintegrating in a way that made it sticky, so every time the needle went in and came out, I needed to clean it off! They were stuffing inside, and the top layer of their fabric was coming apart, but the backing of their fabric was sticky. It was new. :-/
But, today I am going to share the story of a turtle named Turtle, and for a rare special treat, you get to see part of the patient’s family. I don’t usually show families for privacy reasons, but, well, this is Turtle’s warm blooded being, Murphy:
They’d been together for six years, since Murphy was a puppy. Here’s their baby picture:
As you can see, Murphy has grown and Turtle has, well been worn a bit. Here are a couple of his diagnosis photos:
We agreed that Turtle needed transplants for his balding, and wounds sewn up. Usually, I don’t clean patients belonging to animals, as scent is so important, but in this case, the humans decided a spa was in order too. So Turtle flew down to the Bay Area and started his treatment with a spa:
You can already see him getting cleaner!
Once dry and restuffed, he got a heart with a bit of original stuffing:
And then the humans chose a fabric for his transplants from two options:
Soon his surgery was done and he was ready to head back north:
Normally I’d stop here, with a quote from the humans “He looks great!” But that’s not the end of the story. You see, once Turtle got home, Murphy sent some photos to make everyone smile:
Happy as a puppy that they’re together once more!
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I get why it happened and it makes sense and I even do it myself, but I will never not be amused that Germans have adopted the English word "hi" despite it sounding identical to a word that already exists in their language.
Just going around saying "Shark!" to each other.
"Shark, what can I get you?
"Shark, yeah can I get a cappuccino please"
Dutch 🤝 German
Ha(a)i-solidaritei/ät
They're a long way from home...
Felt like drawing a fake VHS cover if Project Hail Mary was a late 90s/early 2000s animated film. This was so much fun to draw holy moly.