i'm just looking to pass the time.

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

blood tbh

I kinda want to see the tbh creature drawn sitting in this image now

There’s nothing ominous about that sign. Clearly you people just don’t know anything about colour theory.

tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

What is pirating media but the moonshining of the internet

@thebibliosphere is actually married to mothman

no I do not support the death penalty yes I support vigilantism. hope this helps

Tumblr is not a social media, it's an online psych ward.

the structure of columbo is so fascinating to me. it's a murder mystery but upside down. they start the show by depicting, in minute detail, exactly what the crime was, who did it, how, and why. and then for an hour and a half, you do not watch columbo solve the case. he did that already. often almost immediately. instead you watch him slowly, carefully, methodically tear down every single excuse, cover, and alibi the killer could possibly have until nothing is left but the truth. it's not about solving the mystery it's about watching this funny little man run circles around people who think they're better than him

ITS JULY

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Like to charge, reblog to cast

The Willy Wonka movie very literally opening by letting us know in song that Willy Wonka has spent the last 7 years at sea is such a choice he was working on his chocolate that whole time btw

Oh I can feel this movie creating the madness within me so much happening lyrically

Willy Wonka can’t read

There is a joint Catholic Church-Chocolate Industry-Police conspiracy to kill Willy Wonka

Hugh Grant Oompa Loompa is Willy’s nemesis also possibly my nemesis btw Willy needs to milk a giraffe his future depends upon this

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

I’m not sure whether I want the $100 or the baby goat; I guess I will leave it up to fate.

Hell yeah we did!