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I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
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@comealongphil
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

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@ominous-signs
Official ominous sign
blood tbh
I kinda want to see the tbh creature drawn sitting in this image now
@ominous-signs
There’s nothing ominous about that sign. Clearly you people just don’t know anything about colour theory.
tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason
What is pirating media but the moonshining of the internet
@thebibliosphere is actually married to mothman
no I do not support the death penalty yes I support vigilantism. hope this helps
see the question with the death penalty is not "do some people deserve to die" it's "should the government have that power" and the issue with vigilantism is also not "do some people deserve to die" it's "can the strategic killing of a particular person have ripple effects that ultimately improve the world" its "will showing healthcare ceos how much the rest of the world hates them change their behavior"
also fuck that guy
Tumblr is not a social media, it's an online psych ward.

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the structure of columbo is so fascinating to me. it's a murder mystery but upside down. they start the show by depicting, in minute detail, exactly what the crime was, who did it, how, and why. and then for an hour and a half, you do not watch columbo solve the case. he did that already. often almost immediately. instead you watch him slowly, carefully, methodically tear down every single excuse, cover, and alibi the killer could possibly have until nothing is left but the truth. it's not about solving the mystery it's about watching this funny little man run circles around people who think they're better than him
I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
ITS JULY
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
Like to charge, reblog to cast

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SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly
BONUS:
reblog for good luck!!
The Willy Wonka movie very literally opening by letting us know in song that Willy Wonka has spent the last 7 years at sea is such a choice he was working on his chocolate that whole time btw
Oh I can feel this movie creating the madness within me so much happening lyrically
Willy Wonka can’t read
There is a joint Catholic Church-Chocolate Industry-Police conspiracy to kill Willy Wonka
Hugh Grant Oompa Loompa is Willy’s nemesis also possibly my nemesis btw Willy needs to milk a giraffe his future depends upon this
I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
Don’t do this to me
my brother in christ you made the post
You can only reblog this on the 3st of January
the 3st huh?
I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
this worked last night lets go for round two
I really need some good luck rn
I’m not sure whether I want the $100 or the baby goat; I guess I will leave it up to fate.
Hell yeah we did!