OrbitalHare

ppl saying which pony they are or that theyre reminded of ppl they know by these makes me very smile

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

Begone thralls! I must go brood in my tower keep *scales a nondescript brick outbuilding where a bunch of kickballs got lost*

*hurls a rubber kickball down at a straggler* heheheheheh

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

Holy Shit

The Dark Site Finder map lets you get a good sense of where near you might be good for stargazing.

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf