People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

I think as your job satisfaction gets lower and lower you should gain access to an increasingly broad and powerful suite of forbidden magic

it's thousand yard stare summer

at least the colour green exists

Who wants to play with my hair and flirt with me?

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either