Genderweird Queirdo

late to the party for restraintstiel week but I am here hi 🧍‍♂️

Propaganda

Scam Likely (Dungeons & Daddies: Odyssey/Quest):

HE IS HOT ‼️ AND SEXY ‼️ AND HE SCAMS PEOPLE AND HE HAS MULTIPLE ARMS AND HE HAD AN ANIME PHASE AND and. i love him dearly and he had a plushie come out

QUOTH SCAM: "I'm canonically bisexual!"

Vote for Scam Likely, he once spent an entire arc looking exactly like Glenn but 10% hotter.

Emmy Acero (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):

Latino trans man, college student turned movie stunt double turned space bounty hunter. Father blew his entire college fund on a cryptocurrency scheme, now trying to raise enough money as a gig worker to pay off his debt before his school's tuition office's hitmen come after him. And that's before he finds out about the whole "secret destiny" thing…

Might be inexperienced (don't worry, he's a consenting adult) but he's a very quick learner. Just look how quickly he learned the saxophone!

Accidental rizz levels off the charts. Canonically has the most romantic/sexual success of any character in the podcast, almost entirely unintentionally on his part

You float the idea of knife play and he says "omg I thought you would never ask". Next thing you know you're sitting in a chair watching him perform actual knife tricks for two hours

Special skills: "True Strength is in the Core", "Can Fit in Spaces Most Can't", "Resting Innocent Face" (aka puppy dog eyes). I think you can fill in the blanks

Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...