FLESH & BLOOD !!

you want to measure how many “marks” long something is? Sounds communist, it’ll never work

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly

Update on that friend: a bunch of people sent me "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit" gifs in response to that story. I can tell you now with certainty that she definitely has the spirit, and she's not confused anymore

Fun fake fact: paladins are actually an integral part of the goblin reproductive cycle, as goblins are only able to produce offspring when there is a nearby paladin in need of a moral quandary.

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

In this economy feedism is a physically impossible kink akin to vore or furry tf

Feedism but it's just sexualizing having 3 meals a day

Microdosing feedism by eating dinner

i am well aware of the absolutely fucked up things eating disorders do to people’s brains, and i am sympathetic, but I still think acknowledging publicly that these celebrities are promoting looking emaciated on death’s door is important. Can you imagine being 13 and seeing this shit? Every celebrity event looks like a thinspo board, it’s awful.

People talk about women's bodies far too much; this is true. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't be addressing the elephant in the room of insane weight loss and eds. it isnt fucking normal or healthy

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this

i like when bad things happen

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine