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oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

Red-tailed hawk very interested in the grill. Trying to figure out how to make grilled squirrel maybe!

my brother’s cosplay fucking rules

I trust them with the world, not with my life though, I’d be very afraid actually

Does this look like the face of a child who is having a good time?

Alice at that party

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

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2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.

aardvark pays off. - torbjörn lindholm.

Oh wow the 250th Fourth of July parade has been cancelled lol

Also I get the sense that very few people in DC are aware that federal officials wrote detailed analyses warning of the air quality health risks of the enormous 850K fireworks set to go off — and that the admin did not release those findings to the public

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.