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Season 1 Luther and Diego about Viktor: I hate you and hope you die

Season 3 Luther and Diego: if anyone even looks at Viktor the wrong way I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself

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umbrella academy s3 spoilers /////

in the scene where allison “apologizes” to viktor not once does she actually say the words “i’m sorry” or admit to any wrong doings, and i remember thinking how terrible of an apology it was BUT NOW IT MAKES SENSE because she never had a change of heart to begin with!!! allison couldn’t even bring herself to say those words because she truly believed that viktor was still solely at fault and the writing for that scene reflects that so well without being super obvious

#umbrella academy spoilers #the umbrella academy spoilers #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy s3 spoilers #the umbrella academy season 3 #tua spoilers #tua #tua season 3 #the umbrella academy s3 #viktor hargreeves #allison hargreeves

catasters

i want ryan reynolds, tom holland, and charlie cox to do a team red mcu movie please and thank you

#deadpool #spiderman #daredevil #team red #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #ryan reynolds #charlie cox #tom holland

// mild spiderman no way home spoilers

i don’T CARE that matt murdock was only on screen for like 2 mins he stole the show

#i missed the plot for the next few mins bc i could not mentally stop chanting matt matt matt matt #spiderman no way home #spiderman no way home spoilers #spoilers #marvel spoilers #marvel #spiderman #mcu #matt murdock #daredevil

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I AM OUT OF HIBERNATION TO SAY HOLY SHIT THE NEW SPIDERMAN IS FUCKING AWESOME

#spiderman no way home #spiderman #peter parker #mcu

sunnyluv-remade-deactivated2021

not to be extremely trans/nonbinary w this take but it's so fucked up that we can't shapeshift

moved-to-naltorians-blog

gayassjana

I’m losing my SHIT

psiotechniqa

This is some magical shit

theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

psiotechniqa

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

lesbianatlarge

the obvious? what do you mean?

psiotechniqa

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

lesbianatlarge

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

sailordathomir

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

noah-greer

Hey, psiotechniqe

pfcanimal

This is all well and good sport, but it also contributes to the stereotype that women are helpless retards.

I wouldn’t advise doing this, but go off I guess.

im-an-aesthetic-mess

What contributes to the stereotype?

pfcanimal

Acting like a bimbo ya dingbat.

im-an-aesthetic-mess

I’m sorry, like a what? I don’t get it?

pfcanimal

That’s okay darlin, no one expects you to, not as long as you have a perdy mouth.

im-an-aesthetic-mess

Why’s that? Could you explain it for me?

pfcanimal

apparently not.

mleko-dobre-deactivated20181201

three murders in one post holy shit

lynati

How…how did any of them NOT realize…? *pats pfcanimal on the head* It’s okay, at least you’ve got a perdy mouth.

marvelismus

it’s a triple wammy

kokokatsworld-deactivated202202

OOOOO BABY A TRIPLE

tchaikovskaya

i Know antipasto means appetizer but i still like to believe that it refers to pasta’s archnemesis

composerinprogress

Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

SoundCloud

architectofimagination

THIS IS FUKING AMAZING WHY CANT I SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE I WANNA SHOW IT TO EVERYONE. LITERAL GOOSEBUMPS

eltrolodecadadia

zekthesans

composer IN progress????

NO, YOU ARE READY FOR THE WORLD. IN FACT, THE WORLD IS NOT READY FOR YOU

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anxietyproblem

This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.

amannamedwinter

OK thanks

real-uwu-hours

ayastronaut

I just love them so much,,,, my emotional support couples

suzie-costello

yorkshirearthurdent

I find it completely believable that the Doctor spent every day of her time in jail being annoying as hell to the other prisoners, and giving them stupid nicknames

little-miss-rasputin-pageant

the poetic cinema in the movie Holes when it shows Kate Barlow in the schoolhouse and drops of water are falling on the book she’s reading and you think the roof is leaking again even though Sam fixed it but then it shows that it’s actually because she’s crying and then Sam walks in and looks at her tear stained face with the softest expression and says, “i can fix that.”

little-miss-rasputin-pageant

blanketfortarchitect

The subplot of Holes was hands down the greatest love story of our generation

black-girl-against-feminism

Had me shook as a kid

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the-stray-liger

Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job

beefybluewerewolf

dracophile

Spider strength he can’t control + Lifts = Hilarity

aethersea

Miles, muttering to himself: do not yeet the ballerina. do NOT yeet the ballerina

thatgirlonstage

Jumps. JUMPS.

Miles frantically googling “How high can normal people jump??? How high can ballerinas jump?????? I don’t think I’m supposed to be able to jump straight up to the ceiling and also I keep getting stuck up there please help”

phantoms-lair

Once Mile’s spider sense pinged lightly about a balcony set and he told the crew master he had a bad feeling about it. The balcony collapsed later. No one was hurt, but now Miles has to go over sets and pronounce them clear of ‘bad feelings’

He’s not even good enough to be in shows yet, but nothing goes out without his seal of approval

firebirdeternal

honestly I have known so many stage managers and props department people who are Exactly This Superstitious. (And hell, in this case they’re not even wrong he literally has magic danger powers)

I’ve also known a few dancers, and without exception the reaction to finding out this boy can effortlessly hold them in a single arm lift or YEET them dozens of feet in the air (And catch them after!) would be PURE GLEE.

crazy-pages

“Okay, Glynda, look, we all know he’s Spiderman. Kid’s terrible at hiding it. But imagine this. None of us tell him we know and none of us tell him how high ballerinas can really throw their partners. And each class we just keep on pretending like we’re impressed with how fast he’s improving but, y'know, he’s still got further to go.”

“Uhuh, yeah, I see that look in your eyes Glynda. You know exactly where I’m going with this. How high do you think Spiderman can throw you?”

“Okay, Glynda, stop giggling, the giggling is creepy. Dessie, please make her stop giggling.”

silver-thyla

This is wonderful

starstruckmyths

One day, in the middle of ballet class, there was a robbery going on a block away, so of course Miles’ gotta rush over there to help out. He grabs his mask, but doesn’t have time to put on his whole suit because he said he was going to the bathroom and it’s be weird if he was gone for so long.

Cue Spider-Man kicking ass in pink ballet shoes and leggings.

This actually increased his popularity severely, and lots of people suddenly gained the interest in ballet; boys too, because if someone as cool as Spider-Man does it, everyone can do it.

When he’s back the instructors don’t comment on the rip in his shirt, the dirt on his shoes, or the smear of paint on his leggings. They make sure to treat the class afterwards. After all, it’s not every day that Spider-Man stops a bunch of bankrobbers and manages to do a high pirouette without crashing through the ceiling this time!