COMMERCIAL AVIATION ACCIDENTS: this pilot had to fly 4 round trips a day with a beat up plane and forgot to press one button. 4 minor injuries zero deaths.
RESULTS: Pilot gets fired and 3 FAA service bulletins are issued to ensure all buttons scream at you to push them.
GENERAL AVIATION ACCIDENTS: “Doctor” Jimmy Fuckwit [chiropractor] decided to take his 1947 Beechcraft Bonanza he bought off Craigslist for a spin at midnight after having 3 vodka tonics, 6 lines of coke, some quaaludes and a blunt. Flips himself upside down and crashes into an orphanage killing himself and 17 babies.
RESULT: the widowed Mrs. Fuckwit promises us her husband won’t do it again.
















