the bludgeonings of chance

Research advisors getting updates from their former grad students

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for experimental elective dental surgery where they fill my mouth with shark teeth so i can give worse blowjobs

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

I agree and it especially rubs me the wrong way when it's used like a euphemism for "having sex." Just say sex. If you mean unprotected sex specifically then say unprotected sex.

really funny how bioware made the asari just to have a race of Sexy Women to ogle and objectify and then also made them incompetent in politics and war and wrote it so that no accomplishment they ever made was their own due to prothean influence. and by funny i mean something else

cats cant drive cars but if they could youd see some airplane ears in traffic, thats all im sayin!

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure