Average Chihuahua Enjoyer

"the thing about paranoia is well what if I'm right" no actually I'll do you one better. what if it's the fourth wolf-crying incident in a row and I successfully manage to talk myself down and convince myself that I'm imagining all the ringing alarm bells bcuz that's what I did the last four times. so I ignore it and look away. and then. specifically due to me relaxing and turning around. The Fucking Wolf.

does anyone like me and want to understand me

the worlds last funny image has died in captivity

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

Wisdom teeth R biologically capable of secreting toxins that raise ur sinister levels ,

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

think of me when u pee

when the evilvillain post hits too close to home and you have to sit with bowed head and folded hands until the dunkin employees threaten to call somebody