Average Chihuahua Enjoyer

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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

withers

"4chan was a lefty website before gamergate" goes beyond the realm of hagiography and into the realm of "lying"

that’s buffalo bill like actually

maybe if i keep ignoring this feeling of impending doom it'll go away

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s