Average Chihuahua Enjoyer

think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.

does anyone want to cause me agony

What creature is this?

Fuck your entire life

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead