Hootn n Tootn

Shes literally skin and bones what the fuck is going on in hollywood

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

New Age people just lying about the history of everything makes it so fucking difficult to research what people actually believed in historical folklore

what do you MEAN this is an ancient thing?? we know who made it up! he wrote a book called “check out this shit i just made up”