The future's a rhetorical question

shame that people who never caught Riverdale fever never got to experience betty cooper, the greatest character of all time

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

Everyone say thank you women with deep low pitched voices

man hamburgers are so good, in spite of the fascist imperialist american goverment which i don´t support

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

word is, papa poutine’s son small fry is looking for payback