The future's a rhetorical question

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

WTF (where's the feta?)

OMG (on my gnocchi.)

a part of me dies every time a grown woman in my life uses the terms "girl math" or "girl dinner" or what fucking ever like i don't care if it's silly or ironic because there are people out there who do not see it as silly or ironic and use it to embolden their misogynistic beliefs and you should not have to demean yourself because of a dumb online trend when you are a smart capable talented complex human being can you please treat your mind and body with the love they deserve

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

i need to have a lesbian love affair that ruins me forever this summer. or next summer. or any summer i’m open to options and constructive criticism.

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire