kai

you've met me at a very eye emoji time in my life 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

in the comments of a surgical dissection of a human heart video

what would you do you noticed a friend equip both covetous serpent rings in the middle of the conversation

make them 7 souls richer it sounds like

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

the conscientious F-150 owner wisely assumed no one else would want to use a parking space ever, and certainly not next to, behind, or in front of them

the F stands for Fills and the 150 is the number of parking spaces

"the inherent divinity of" bro what inherent divinity 😭😭😭 everythings freaking normal

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

“too much garlic” whats next? too much love?

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros

powerful them

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda