Bright Young Fangirl with a Point of View

are there any readers 📚 😏 in the audience 👥 🎤 tonight? 🌃 have you come across THIS 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ bodice ripper?🧛 😒 dubbed an IRRITATING HOAX 🙄 bound for flash 💥 in the pan 🍳 status by vanity fair? 💖 and a thoong 🩲 bustingg 🤯 steamy 🌫️ beach read ⛱️ for the cocksucking 🫦 byline said by OUT MAGAZINE? 🏳️‍🌈 well WE are the tribute band 💁🎸 🥁 spawned from this literary ✨ mountaintop. 🗻 unless of course 🤷 louis de pointe du lac 🤭 was interviewed by a two ✌️ time pulitzer-prize-winning mortal in dubai 😒 AND I ☝️ AM 🤯 ACTUALLY ✨ THE TOXIC ☠️ BITCH ‼️ ANXIOUSLY ATTACHED 😟 show pony 🐎 ✨ with a peRSONALITY DISORDERRRE 🤸 💃called LESTAT!!! 💪‼️any vampire truthers out theeere? 🦇 ⚰️ 🤘 STANS of 🇮 🇼 🇹 🇻 we have a very special guest in the audience tonight...😊 please FOLLOW ☝️ my FINGERR 🐍 to the FRENCH 🇫🇷 BENGALI 🇧🇩 SMOKESHOW 💨 🪩 😳 🫵 can we get a TORCH 🔦

i can't fucking deal with toxic fans anymore. if you're still supporting h*nry b*lingbroke honestly just block me. he LITERALLY d*posed richard the second and refuses to ransom edmund mortimer which is,,,, literally so fucking problematic?? plus i heard somewhere he was going to make a voyage to the holy land to wash the blood off his guilty hand but so shaken as he is, so wan with care, he decided not to go which is uhhh,,, fuckin yikes.

richbroke is suuuuch a cute ship tho they're literally made for each other 🥹🥹🥹🥹 i loooooove old man yaoi 😍 👴👴💑 go boly get your man 💸🔥🌧️👑💃😛

if you ship r*chbroke literally get off my page. they LITERALLY have a problematic age difference (5 months) and not to mention richard is neurodivergent and queer which is SO fucked up if you think about it🤢🤢

umm op i agree with you about not liking r*chbroke but the fact that they’re LITERALLY FIRST COUSINS isn’t what keeps you from shipping them?? if ur okay with r*chbroke shippers wanting to see cousins kiss and only gaf about protecting uwu smol bean richard (literally on an irish war campaign mind you) then dni i can’t deal with you nasty people rn

ugh CLEARLY you've never picked up a HISTORY book because royal cousins kiss all the time 🙄🙄💋it takes a seriously high IQ to understand just how hawt mcsexy two male cousins fighting for dominance with their tongues is 🤌 also op, bolingbroke is trans and bi? he queers the exiled / englishman binary, AND he's richard's service top. it's literally in the text smh erasure :/

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

Never let anyone stop you from being an Armandpilled Armandmaxxing Armandcel

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

@doberbutts