oh, ep6. also known between journalists as "the one that's gonna save us all". and not like. a lowkey the worst written episode in the whole season if we don't count the first half of ep2. jacob, sam and delainey carried a lot with their acting, but it didn't save the episode for me. i bet it's gonna be magically rated 9.5 or something on imdb.
here's the notes i made while watching:
- at least they alluded to louis preferring not to sleep in the coffin...
- why "tone change" had to be them trying to write "natural dialogue" where everyone is speaking over each other but it also sounds artificial as hell??
- though tbf lestat speaking over louis does sound familiar. the scene where they walk on street reminded me a bit of their banter in s1.
- gods, lestat's jealousy is hilarious, like he can't stop booing for a second.
- "why are you being nice"? what this even mean... is lestat acting nice? is there a new kind of nice?
- "i tried to respect you daniel" - why do they keep trying to explain the obvious plot holes, why they can't sit with them, we all already made up our own headcanons about them. but yeah, i guess a bit passive aggression from louis is cute.
- daniel hates the fact that louis and lestat are getting along, it's so funny. you did it, my dude (he's not actually my dude, just to be clear).
- the acting is saving these scenes, but overall, the scene with louis, lestat and daniel wasn't so bad.
- "to provoke you out of depression... and then punish" - well finally we're getting somewhere, look at this.
- the writers making fun of louis' speech pattern is very ironic because it shows so much insecurity from the writers... where's my gothic show? why it turned into self-aware (but not actually self-aware) comedy like literally every show on the television now?
- "it's hard being him" and laughing, oh you can tell that laugh came right from jacob anderson himself lmao.
- lestat putting all those flying tricks to impress louis is actually kinda cute.
- the song scene was great in theory, but gabriella didn't need to be there. and not because i don't understand why she had to be there. it's mostly because louis looked very serious like he's about to cry and gabriella looked like homophobic dog meme.
- "i'll tell you in a car" - oh no, meeting your mother-in-law never goes well. at least she calls him "belle".
- "does the room have hbo?" "armand's in town" - gods, you can tell the gut writing is really hitting us with these "natural dialogues" again. aww. look at the writers trying so hard.
- lestat walking away from gabriella with his fucking cape flowing behind him like darth vader planning to kill a bunch of kids is unintentionally hilarious.
- daniel and armand making youtube video is so fucking... i'm like... sigh.
- the scene with louis finding out about gabrielle was... okay, i need to think about it a little more. but it did remind me of something and i need to gather my thoughts before i say something annoying. for now i'll only say that it happened way too quickly and didn't let the emotion sit.
- louis mentioned being sexually assaulted by his cousin in passing like it's a crude joke (?) and lestat is like "louis! that's not like that" (???) i guess we crossed "women can't rape men" line and rushed past "gay men can't be raped" event horizon.
- i checked and it took them 6 minutes to deal with this whole incest conflict. just if you were curious, it's around the same amount of time they dealt with "the band found out lestat is a vampire" conflict. did they have some kind of time quota for each story beat?
- "the implication was that i killed her" - well, lestat, my dear nemesis, you could also waste a couple of minutes to explain what happened in paris then.
- outside of weird as hell claudia being antiblack, which i was prepared for, the whole scene is like... idk. "here is why claudia hates louis. and it's our bad writing choices a lot of people found ooc in the first place". if they didn't include the forced bruce storyline, it'd land better. and louis mentioning bruce (i lol'd) like it was his idea to kill him. did the writers forgot what they wrote 4 episodes ago?...
- was it even claudia? she seemingly didn't recognize louis at first or i misunderstood something? i mean, claudia getting extra pissed and mean when she found out that louis is back with lestat seems very in-character.
- the scene is just not hitting right, i'm sorry. it wasn't personal enough for my tastes. we had two seasons of claudia and all the ways in which louis and lestat hurt her and this is what they've come up with? at least it took more than 6 minutes i guess...
- what is even this reaction....... both of them on a verge of yawning. i guess i can relate a little bit ngl.
- and we're back to discussing gabriella. the character we all wanted to discuss right now.
- cutting off their heads would be like the best ending for this season really. we don't need ep7, just... leave them out of the misery of reciting the lines from this fucking script
- the post-episode... oh they didn't really think about implications at all, huh. like, not a single thought in that writers' room or between people on set... they thought they ate with that...