who give a shit

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

the unfortunate side effect of developing a more critical eye for fan behaviour as a product of society™️ is that new fan takes on a piece of media become fairly predictable. oh the white guy with daddy issues is your favourite? you think the asian man is an adorable subby cinnamon roll? you think the woman in a position of authority is either mom-coded or a total bitch? say less

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

sibling dispute I was not prepared to handle this morning: "moooooom! he's gaslighting me!!"

whore

that’s really mean

penny is such a good name. hello my name is dollar bill

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr