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If I was a plant I could photosynthesize and I'd say "I had a light breakfast ☀️"

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spikelleberrygin

If given the chance to change your height, would you want to

(4'11" or under) be taller

(4'11" or under) be shorter

(4'11" or under) stay the same

(5' - 5'7") be taller

(5' - 5'7") be shorter

(5' - 5'7") stay the same

(5'8" - 6'2") be taller

(5'8" - 6'2") be shorter

(5'8" - 6'2") stay the same

(6'3 or more) be taller

(6'3 or more) be shorter

(6'3 or more) stay the same

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

#ngl i would leave the shorty squad behind immediately if i got offered by a fairy

yay-bunnies-zone

FUCK. i just petted a bunnies against the grain. now shes gonna kil me but realisticaly i did deserve it (hurted bunnies)

yay-bunnies-zone

my final momence... gootbyre..

#was the picture too gory or...?

normal-horoscopes

I think I've found my favorite [citation needed] on Wikipedia.

cuprohastes

About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.

It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.

So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.

So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.

Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.

The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.

... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.

Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.

Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.

And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.

alexaloraetheris

OP did it hurt when Apollo's dodgeball hit you and made you write that story?

#anyone remember that black mirror episode?

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oddity-txt

Two tween girls chase an elusive and ethereal sound.

HEY GUYS i’m about to start work on this project, take a look and consider supporting the show!!

Radio Pirates follows Rocky & Margo as they attempt to solve a mystery of the late analog age...

Margo heard a great song on the radio, but she can't remember what it's called or who it's by or how it goes (she's tone deaf). Rocky takes it upon herself to help her poor unsavvy friend- they are going to find that song or forget what they were supposed to be doing while trying!

rnismatch

I have just sent a crack team of 3 ants to clean my microwave god bless their souls

rosevyi

do my mutuals want to go for a walk

wonderwomemes

64mpg

do you wear makeup

every day

special occasions

no

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

#i wear eyeliner and mascara on most days #powder sometimes whenhi?m really shiny and don't want it to be #lipstick and eyeshadow if i go out or for special occasions #what can i say my eyelids have perfect eyeliner shape lol #wait is it even called eyeliner? it's not liquid with a brush it's like the cheap eyepencil you can turn up from essence #i think i tried real eyeliner 5 times in my life and gave up lol #applying the eyepencil an mascara takes me less than a minute

jamesusilljournal

New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle single artwork designed by Peter Saville, 1986

#sometimes when you are very lucky the sky will have these colors

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3000s

#is this supposed to be a weed?

blazing-butterfly-inactive

Normally I just ignore yaoi from fandoms I'm not in but when Spirk crosses my dash I always take a moment to appreciate it out of respect for our founding fujoshis

globalintellectualbeverage

whatsaboysupposedtodo

one of my favourite warning screens

#kids these days don't grow up with jackass anymore and it shows

hotgirlcastiel

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azure-alter

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

monstermonger

I've been studying botany lately for the art book I'm working on, and, while not getting tooo bogged down in scientifically accurate things, still happily trying to apply some little details while drawing the flowers in my recent pieces :D thinking about what makes each specific flower itself.... that sort of thing 🌸🌺🌼🌻🌷🌹

#oooooh i love these!

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