This Hard Times screenshot like fully imprinted on me and my dad’s brains a couple years ago so whenever he does this I’m like dad you’re just naming stuff from the 90s again .
Jules of Nature
RMH
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sade Olutola
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

oozey mess

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Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap
todays bird
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if i look back, i am lost
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Origami Around


YOU ARE THE REASON

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This Hard Times screenshot like fully imprinted on me and my dad’s brains a couple years ago so whenever he does this I’m like dad you’re just naming stuff from the 90s again .

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having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible
Pokémon games would be so good if they were good

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having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.
this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects
“why did i start this list” pleaseeeeeee this is so funny
his descriptions were extremely on-point, and frankly inspiring when writing a hurt/comfort scene
Instagram poets could never!
For those who want it, here is the entire list:
Anyways, dude's 1,000% a huge masochist. Nobody just describes pain like this unless they're enjoying it.
Guys, I think this might be more upsetting than chocolate guy.😭
Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year
Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.
And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.
This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.
I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.
After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.
It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.
Round 3:
Which band name do you like best?
Pet Shop Boys
Massive Attack
Note that this is about band names not their music or members.
Tie break poll:
Which band name do you like best?
Pet Shop Boys
Massive Attack
Take 3
Pet Shop Boys
Massive Attack
I'm going to start getting annoyed soon...

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ppl are so mad in the replies to this tweet but op is literally right
rating based on what is letters.
LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
you people aren't CASTING

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*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*
"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off