I Believe In Happy Endings

remember when sam did that whole purification spell to make everybody a virgin again to open up the sealed bunker in 12x22? and then next episode cas dies and dean never has sex again? anyways dean winchester dies a virgin. is my point.

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

you think so much. You could think about a door for a hundred years and it would stay closed.

& you know what it actually IS lifechanging to smile at strangers & say please & thank you & goodmorning & compliment someones outfit & help someone in need & be more accepting of loving other people just because they are other people!!!

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[woman who has never been gentle with herself voice] I just need to be more disciplined

it's not even funny how many people i can instently think about who art like that

Going to the evil grocery store to buy conduce

& you know what it actually IS lifechanging to smile at strangers & say please & thank you & goodmorning & compliment someones outfit & help someone in need & be more accepting of loving other people just because they are other people!!!

Actually no how the fuck is it august

This is a fucking phenomenal addition.

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)