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this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects
βwhy did i start this listβ pleaseeeeeee this is so funny
his descriptions were extremely on-point, and frankly inspiring when writing a hurt/comfort scene
Instagram poets could never!
For those who want it, here is the entire list:
Anyways, dude's 1,000% a huge masochist. Nobody just describes pain like this unless they're enjoying it.
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Guys, I think this might be more upsetting than chocolate guy.π
Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman Iβve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year
Yesterday my nemesis (woman Iβve never met and whose face Iβve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails Iβve ever read in my life.
And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails sheβd sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that sheβd made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports weβd submitted, EVERYTHING.
This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.
I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.
After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my bossβ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence Iβd compiled, and hit send.
It was the most satisfying workday Iβve had since I got hired.
Round 3:
Which band name do you like best?
Pet Shop Boys
Massive Attack
Note that this is about band names not their music or members.
Tie break poll:
Which band name do you like best?
Pet Shop Boys
Massive Attack
Take 3
Pet Shop Boys
Massive Attack
I'm going to start getting annoyed soon...
ppl are so mad in the replies to this tweet but op is literally right
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rating based on what is letters.
LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
you people aren't CASTING
*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*
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*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*
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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
doodled one of my favorite Disco Elysium quotes on a paper scrap at work
man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
@justcakethanks
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hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"
hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"
