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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

amnesiaguy

weird as hell, thank you for asking

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keydekyie

"It would have been easier if you'd just said yes."

original

rosieandthemoon

#don't mind if i do

darlingofdots

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

playwrongs

Tags via @deadpanwalking, editor and ass-kicker extraordinaire

gingisnap

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say

fallingtowers

it's fucked up that original flavor monster isn't green. feels dishonest. it should look like the green sludge in black mesa

#that was the biggest disappointment that time we attempted to make the Gonster #which is Guinness and Monster #because i saw a picture online and ee are just like that #the taste was... not even half badbut id didn't look at allmlike the picture online #which in hindsight was obvious but well #for the Gonster cake i'm planning to make for my friends birthday i'm going to use food dye

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tlirsgender

If I was a plant I could photosynthesize and I'd say "I had a light breakfast ☀️"

#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

spikelleberrygin

If given the chance to change your height, would you want to

(4'11" or under) be taller

(4'11" or under) be shorter

(4'11" or under) stay the same

(5' - 5'7") be taller

(5' - 5'7") be shorter

(5' - 5'7") stay the same

(5'8" - 6'2") be taller

(5'8" - 6'2") be shorter

(5'8" - 6'2") stay the same

(6'3 or more) be taller

(6'3 or more) be shorter

(6'3 or more) stay the same

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

#ngl i would leave the shorty squad behind immediately if i got offered by a fairy

yay-bunnies-zone

FUCK. i just petted a bunnies against the grain. now shes gonna kil me but realisticaly i did deserve it (hurted bunnies)

yay-bunnies-zone

my final momence... gootbyre..

#was the picture too gory or...?

normal-horoscopes

I think I've found my favorite [citation needed] on Wikipedia.

cuprohastes

About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.

It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.

So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.

So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.

Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.

The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.

... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.

Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.

Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.

And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.

alexaloraetheris

OP did it hurt when Apollo's dodgeball hit you and made you write that story?

#anyone remember that black mirror episode?

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oddity-txt

Two tween girls chase an elusive and ethereal sound.

HEY GUYS i’m about to start work on this project, take a look and consider supporting the show!!

Radio Pirates follows Rocky & Margo as they attempt to solve a mystery of the late analog age...

Margo heard a great song on the radio, but she can't remember what it's called or who it's by or how it goes (she's tone deaf). Rocky takes it upon herself to help her poor unsavvy friend- they are going to find that song or forget what they were supposed to be doing while trying!

rnismatch

I have just sent a crack team of 3 ants to clean my microwave god bless their souls

rosevyi

do my mutuals want to go for a walk

wonderwomemes

64mpg

do you wear makeup

every day

special occasions

no

Remaining time: 3 days 16 hours

#i wear eyeliner and mascara on most days #powder sometimes whenhi?m really shiny and don't want it to be #lipstick and eyeshadow if i go out or for special occasions #what can i say my eyelids have perfect eyeliner shape lol #wait is it even called eyeliner? it's not liquid with a brush it's like the cheap eyepencil you can turn up from essence #i think i tried real eyeliner 5 times in my life and gave up lol #applying the eyepencil an mascara takes me less than a minute

jamesusilljournal

New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle single artwork designed by Peter Saville, 1986

#sometimes when you are very lucky the sky will have these colors

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3000s

#is this supposed to be a weed?

blazing-butterfly-inactive

Normally I just ignore yaoi from fandoms I'm not in but when Spirk crosses my dash I always take a moment to appreciate it out of respect for our founding fujoshis

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