like whats up pronoun

we never had a use for numbers bigger than a thousand. until the year 1023 that is (exactly one thousand yeara ago)

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

Baldwin is a cool name. It is the opposite of Hairloss

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

maybe we shuold make really round car to balance out the cybertrucks

i want to do things because i like to do them

i want to have fun

Prev et al. (2025)

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks