not alive not dead but a secret third thing (chronically ill)
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Misplaced Lens Cap
RMH

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Andulka
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
we're not kids anymore.
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Product Placement

PR's Tumblrdome
Keni

Kaledo Art
NASA

pixel skylines

roma★
trying on a metaphor
will byers stan first human second

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not alive not dead but a secret third thing (chronically ill)

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this is huge… a three chair event
The Fanfic Author’s Guide to Metatext
(As Used on Ao3) by Eiiri
Also available as a PDF here. This thing is 13,000 words. The PDF is recommended.
Intro: What is Metatext?
Metatext is everything we fanfic authors post along with our story that is not the story itself: title, tags, summary, author’s notes, even the rating.
It is how we communicate to potential readers what they’re signing themselves up for if they choose to read our story, how we let them make informed decisions regarding which fics they want to read, how we get their interest and, frequently, how they find our story in the first place. A lot of metatext acts as a consent mechanism for readers, it’s the informed part of informed consent.
Since most of us who write fanfic also read it, we understand how important this is! But, for the most part, no one ever teaches us how to use metatext; we have to pick it up by osmosis. That makes it hard to learn how to use it well, we all suck at it when we first start out, and some of us may go years without learning particular conventions that seem obvious to others in our community. This creates frustration for everybody.
Enter this guide!
This is meant to be a sort of handbook for fic writers, particularly those of us who post on Archive of Our Own, laying out and explaining the established metatext conventions already in use in our community so we (and our readers!) are all on the same page. It will also provide some best-practices tips.
The point is to give all of us the tools to communicate with our audience as clearly and effectively as possible, so the people who want to read a story like ours can find it and recognize it as what they’re looking for, those who don’t want to read a story like ours can easily tell it’s not their cup of tea and avoid it, nobody gets hurt, and everybody has fun—including us!
Now that we know what we’re talking about, let’s get on with the guide! The following content sections appear in the order one is expected to provide each kind of metatext when posting a fic on Ao3, but first….
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I feel like there’s needs to be, like, handbook for authors who post on Ao3 for effective metatext.
By metatext I mean like tagging, summary, and authors notes (especially initial authors notes at the beginning of a fic). The means by which we communicate to our readers what they’re getting into.
Because we kind of all have to learn it by osmosis and there are conventions but nobody’s really taught them at the start, so there’s inconsistencies and misunderstandings or people just not knowing things through no fault of their own.
This ends up breeding frustration and confusion and in the worst cases resentment, hurt, and aggression.
I’m severely tempted to make such a handbook and get it circulating.
I think it would do fandom a lot of good.
Good news, I’m writing it
Update:
I’m at 9680 words, roughly 16 pages single spaced, with two or three sections to go.
Update:
First draft done. 11,100 words, 29 pages with formatting
The final draft is getting cleaned up right now. I’ll probably be figuring out how to post it tomorrow.
On which note, anybody know the best way to make a PDF available online?
Okay it is done!
Go here for the PDF, or here to view the whole document as a tumblr post.
I recommend the PDF.
Related note: the post length limit on tumblr is apparently more than 13,000 words.
Worth a read; even as a long-time fandom veteran I encountered things I didn’t know were in use, like the “& Related Fandoms” tags.
found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember
no no you’re on to something don’t leave this in the notes!

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really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud
i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded
Accidentally purchased raw linseed oil instead of boiled linseed oil today so you could say I'm a bit of a daredevil.
in my kitchen, straight up boiling it. and by it? let's just say...
hopital
a thing for mermay i guess
They should invent a cat who doesn't want my baked beans
They should invent a cat who doesn't want my corn chips
they did and he's my cat. you can't have him
Why is he a beautiful golden-eyed sculpture

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today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.
reblog this post to help a child break the law
oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law
"Everyone's chronically ill nowadays.. surely this means everyone is faking"
Are you forgetting that COVID was a mass disabling event? That COVID never "ended"? That COVID severely impacted millions?
It's like.. you're so close. You're so close to the point. Please just think a little bit more instead of throwing logic out of the closest window and making ableist assumptions
i think about this a lot
Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."
I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.
Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?
people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.
"Don't you feel satisfied that your windows are so clean now?" It sucked and it sucked and now I don't care. I just remember the sucking.
play victory music.
look. im sorry. i know it sounds silly. it sounds ridiculous. I have really good audio processing memory for some reason But you can just pick one off youtube. Play a YOU BEAT A PEGGLE LEVEL sfx. it helps.
I usually explain out loud to myself what I just accomplished, because my brain is not making the connection on it's own. But maybe I should add the music and make it a victory speech:
Today we accomplished the annoying and a little gross task of loading the dishwasher! Was is it easy? Eh, not as much as we would have liked it to be. Was it fun? No, it wasn't. But we did it anyway and look what we have accomplished! A clean kitchen counter! *crowd cheers* Free of used dishes and questionable dirt! Ready for all our kitchen related needs and wants! The possibilities of what to do on these counters are endless and our victory over the pile of dirty dishes is undeniable! *crowd cheers* Folks, we all know it, so I'll say it: they will come back. It is what it is. But so will we! We will be relentless in our fight and we will be victorious once again as we have been victorious right now! For now we can rest and bask in the glory of having overcome the dirt and dishes! We are victorious! *victory music increases in volume and comes to a crescendo*

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Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6
but only once.