Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

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hey bad news. ur boyfriend. yeah he turned around. yeah man sorry his love for you ultimately became his downfall. yeah sorry u gotta go back to the underworld :/
God. It's all just sequels and remakes.
Full list bec it's hard to read:
The amateur
Avatar 3
Avatar 4
Beetlejuice 2
A complete unknown
The conjuring: last rites
Deadpool 3
Fantastic four
Gladiator 2
It ends with us
Juror no. 2
Lilo and stitch
Minecraft
Mission impossible: Dead reckoning: part 2
Moana
Mortal kombat 2
Mufasa: the lion king
Paddington in peru
Speak no evil
Superman: legacy
Twisters
Untitled dirty dancing sequel
Untitled fast x sequel
Untitled bad boys 4
Untitled joseph kosinki film
Untitled oceans eleven prequel
Untitled venom: let there be carnage sequel
Twenty out of twenty-seven. We're not missing out on anything. Go rewatch the originals if you want to see some of these that badly... we're not getting anything new either way.
Ultimate Word Tournament!
Season 2
Round 1
grønnsak
kay(f)dan(f)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)...
grønnsak (Norwegian) /ˈɡɾøn.sɑk/ a vegetable; literally: a green thing
kay(f)dan(f)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)kay(f)ga(f) bop(t)veg(p)daf(f)shof(b)*om(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) (Kay(f)Bop(t)) /kaj.dan.san.ap.vliɹ.saŋ.es.u.vom.ŋag.vlim.kaj.sna.kaj.ga.bop.veg.daf.ʃof.ǁom.vlim.ga.vlim.ga/ IPA doesnt have symbols for the phonemic hats (why would they), so I'll just explain them: you must wear a fedora for all syllables with (f), a top hat for all with (t), a baseball cap for all with (b), and a pangolin or turkey hat for all with (p). the full name of the Kay(f)Bop(t) language, meaning: epic, not food Language that is consistent with expectations, will hopefully die by immortality, with a market value of 10$ or less, with a usefulness thats 99 standard deviations from the mean.
kay(f)dan(f)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)kay(f)ga(f) bop(t)veg(p)daf(f)shof(b)*om(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) propaganda
I present to you, the Babel Text in kay(f)bop(t). sel(f)bush(b)rub(t)sip(p)mif(f)guv(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)y
more propaganda
KAY👒DAN👒SAN🎩AP🎩VLIR🎩SANG🧢ES🦃U🎩VOM🧢NGAG🎩VLIM🦃KAY👒SNA👒KAY👒GA👒 BOP🎩VEG🦃DAF👒SHOF🧢*OM🦃VLIM🦃GA👒VLIM🦃GA👒 SWEEP
imagine that theres a fedora emoji
Oh i like the use of emojis for the hats, that makes it a lot easier to read. Anyways, i'm glad we got a word from it, since its the only conlang besides toki pona to get words in this season. Also its just a funny language.

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Consumed by the primal need to use the word "entelechy" in a sentence.
haven't you just?
Sadly, I've merely referred to the word, not used it as such, and thus its potentiality remains unactualised.
jesus fucking christ
"i wish i could do something 😔 / i wish the wga had a kickstarter or a gofundme, i would throw money at it" good news! it's amazing how you can literally go onto the wga strike website or the wgawest linktree from their twitter and find links to support writers and other workers affected by the strike
I just contributed to THE SNACKLIST to support Entertainment Workers!
In the past I've shared other people's musings about the different interpretations of the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice. Namely, why Orpheus looks back at Eurydice, even though he knows it means he'll lose her forever. So many people seem to think they've found the one true explanation of the myth. But to me, the beauty of myths is that they have many possible meanings.
So I thought I would share a list of every interpretation I know, from every serious adaptation of the story and every analysis I've ever heard or read, of why Orpheus looks back.
One interpretation – advocated by Monteverdi's opera, for example – is that the backward glance represents excessive passion and a fatal lack of self-control. Orpheus loves Eurydice to such excess that he tries to defy the laws of nature by bringing her back from the dead, yet that very same passion dooms his quest fo fail, because he can't resist the temptation to look back at her.
He can also be seen as succumbing to that classic "tragic flaw" of hubris, excessive pride. Because his music and his love conquer the Underworld, it might be that he makes the mistake of thinking he's entirely above divine law, and fatally allows himself to break the one rule that Hades and Persephone set for him.
Then there are the versions where his flaw is his lack of faith, because he looks back out of doubt that Eurydice is really there. I think there are three possible interpretations of this scenario, which can each work alone or else co-exist with each other. From what I've read about Hadestown, it sounds as if it combines all three.
In one interpretation, he doubts Hades and Persephone's promise. Will they really give Eurydice back to him, or is it all a cruel trick? In this case, the message seems to be a warning to trust in the gods; if you doubt their blessings, you might lose them.
Another perspective is that he doubts Eurydice. Does she love him enough to follow him? In this case, the warning is that romantic love can't survive unless the lovers trust each other. I'm thinking of Moulin Rouge!, which is ostensibly based on the Orpheus myth, and which uses Christian's jealousy as its equivalent of Orpheus's fatal doubt and explicitly states "Where there is no trust, there is no love."
The third variation is that he doubts himself. Could his music really have the power to sway the Underworld? The message in this version would be that self-doubt can sabotage all our best efforts.
But all of the above interpretations revolve around the concept that Orpheus looks back because of a tragic flaw, which wasn't necessarily the view of Virgil, the earliest known recorder of the myth. Virgil wrote that Orpheus's backward glance was "A pardonable offense, if the spirits knew how to pardon."
In some versions, when the upper world comes into Orpheus's view, he thinks his journey is over. In this moment, he's so ecstatic and so eager to finally see Eurydice that he unthinkingly turns around an instant too soon, either just before he reaches the threshold or when he's already crossed it but Eurydice is still a few steps behind him. In this scenario, it isn't a personal flaw that makes him look back, but just a moment of passion-fueled carelessness, and the fact that it costs him Eurydice shows the pitilessness of the Underworld.
In other versions, concern for Eurydice makes him look back. Sometimes he looks back because the upward path is steep and rocky, and Eurydice is still limping from her snakebite, so he knows she must be struggling, in some versions he even hears her stumble, and he finally can't resist turning around to help her. Or more cruelly, in other versions – for example, in Gluck's opera – Eurydice doesn't know that Orpheus is forbidden to look back at her, and Orpheus is also forbidden to tell her. So she's distraught that her husband seems to be coldly ignoring her and begs him to look at her until he can't bear her anguish anymore.
These versions highlight the harshness of the Underworld's law, and Orpheus's failure to comply with it seems natural and even inevitable. The message here seems to be that death is pitiless and irreversible: a demigod hero might come close to conquering it, but through little or no fault of his own, he's bound to fail in the end.
Another interpretation I've read is that Orpheus's backward glance represents the nature of grief. We can't help but look back on our memories of our dead loved ones, even though it means feeling the pain of loss all over again.
Then there's the interpretation that Orpheus chooses his memory of Eurydice, represented by the backward glance, rather than a future with a living Eurydice. "The poet's choice," as Portrait of a Lady on Fire puts it. In this reading, Orpheus looks back because he realizes he would rather preserve his memory of their youthful, blissful love, just as it was when she died, than face a future of growing older, the difficulties of married life, and the possibility that their love will fade. That's the slightly more sympathetic version. In the version that makes Orpheus more egotistical, he prefers the idealized memory to the real woman because the memory is entirely his possession, in a way that a living wife with her own will could never be, and will never distract him from his music, but can only inspire it.
Then there are the modern feminist interpretations, also alluded to in Portrait of a Lady on Fire but seen in several female-authored adaptations of the myth too, where Eurydice provokes Orpheus into looking back because she wants to stay in the Underworld. The viewpoint kinder to Orpheus is that Eurydice also wants to preserve their love just as it was, youthful, passionate, and blissful, rather than subject it to the ravages of time and the hardships of life. The variation less sympathetic to Orpheus is that Euyridice was at peace in death, in some versions she drank from the river Lethe and doesn't even remember Orpheus, his attempt to take her back is selfish, and she prefers to be her own free woman than be bound to him forever and literally only live for his sake.
With that interpretation in mind, I'm surprised I've never read yet another variation. I can imagine a version where, as Orpheus walks up the path toward the living world, he realizes he's being selfish: Eurydice was happy and at peace in the Elysian Fields, she doesn't even remember him because she drank from Lethe, and she's only following him now because Hades and Persephone have forced her to do so. So he finally looks back out of selfless love, to let her go. Maybe I should write this retelling myself.
Are any of these interpretations – or any others – the "true" or "definitive" reason why Orpheus looks back? I don't think so at all. The fact that they all exist and can all ring true says something valuable about the nature of mythology.
The really hilarious thing about Frankenstein that modern adaptations almost invariably leave out is that the dude wasn’t even a scientist.
Yeah, there’s that post going around about how he wasn’t really a doctor because he never graduated university, but here’s the thing: he wasn’t even studying science.
The text is explicit on this point: Frankenstein was a student of alchemy, not medicine. He thought he was pretty hot stuff because his alchemist cred impressed folks in the middle-of-nowhere town where he grew up, but then he enrolled in a big city university and everybody laughed at him, not because his ideas where too cutting edge, but because they were absurdly archaic.
Here’s these people literally forging new paths in surgery and germ theory and everything that would become modern medicine, and then here’s this punk kid shooting his mouth off about, like, vital humours and shit. How could they not mock him?
That’s where the whole “I’ll show them - I’ll show them all!” bit comes from.
Ok so I came across a theory before about how the monster wasn’t made from corpse parts. Think about it, the monster was somehow made larger than life, was made to custom order by Frankenstein, and it pointed out that the bride was made in some remote seaside Scottish shack, far away from any corpse sources. So victor using not modern chemistry but alchemy, which includes the idea of a homonculus, makes perfect sense.
Quite so. While it’s implied that Victor did engage in grave-robbing in order to obtain some of the ingredients for his creation, the notion that the Creature is literally stitched together from corpse parts is a modern invention; interpreting him as an alchemical homunculus is fully supported by the text.
I saw a post talking about how Terry Pratchett only wrote 400 words a day, how that goal helped him write literally dozens of books before he died. So I reduced my own daily word goal. I went down from 1,000 to 200. With that 800-word wall taken down, I’ve been writing more. “I won’t get on tumblr/watch TV/draw/read until I hit my word goal” used to be something I said as self-restraint. And when I inevitably couldn’t cough up four pages in one sitting, I felt like garbage, and the pleasurable hobbies I had planned on felt like I was cheating myself when I just gave up. Now it’s something I say because I just have to finish this scene, just have to round out this conversation, can’t stop now, because I’m enjoying myself, I’m having an amazing time writing. Something that hasn’t been true of my original works since middle school.
And sometimes I think, “Well, two hundred is technically less than four hundred.” And I have to stop myself, because - I am writing half as much as Terry Pratchett. Terry fucking Pratchett, who not only published regularly up until his death, but published books that were consistently good.
And this has also been an immense help as a writer with ADHD, because I don’t feel bad when I take a break from writing - two hundred words works up quick, after all. If I take a break at 150, I have a whole day to write 50 more words, and I’ve rarely written less than 200 words and not felt the need to keep writing because I need to tie up a loose end anyways.
Yes, sometimes, I do not produce a single thing worth keeping in those two hundred words. But it’s much easier to edit two hundred words of bad writing than it is to edit no writing at all.
This is the second time this post passes on my dash and it’s the best advice I ever got. I can’t write consistently in one go, it’s always about 50 words and then I get distracted and just have to do something else for a while. Do the math quickly: trying to write 2000 words a day takes a looooong time that way. So there were many days where I just didn’t even start writing, cause I wouldn’t reach my goal anyways and feel like a failure. Then I stumbled upon this post and I thought: hey, let’s give this a try. And it works! I set my goal between 200-400 words a day and that’s perfectly doable. Some days I get into the flow and I write a whole lot more. On other days, I struggle to get those 200 out but hey, at least I wrote 200 words and reached my goal. Whatever the outcome, t makes me feel good and accomplished.
Writing takes practice, so even if it’s only 100 words a day, it’s better than nothing. If it worked for Terry Pratchett and me, than it can work for you too!

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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else
Refusal Of The Call is the actual trope name. Usually followed by the tropes of The Call Knows Where You Live and You Can’t Fight Fate.
The Call is Trying to Contact you about your Destiny's Extended Warranty.
the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy rich. i scroll along at super speed like no today i am only interested in fics with this precise range of words and one of these three tags. only authors i’ve heard of, please. hmm, i suppose i could consider an unknown quantity given its apparent popularity with the people, but… no, no, this summary doesn’t do it for me. no particular reason, it’s just… eh, i don’t need to explain myself. bring me 50 more like this for me to choose from and we’ll see.
someone just lamented that their new pairing has only 5000 works ("where's the rest of them?") which is approximately the size of the pairing i was celebrating in the original post, and it really threw into relief that it's impossible for us to even conceptualize the extravagance of a true scrooge mcduck fandom if we've never been in one. i am a reasonably well-off dentist who takes her family to cancun once a year.
state of the union update at 45k. my unscientific analysis reports a fairly even breakdown between:
people crying in the gutter
people crying in a 2-bedroom bungalow
the nouveaux riches (steddie fans)
these guys:
bonus shout out to:
very picky people crying from their summer home in the hamptons
the 4 people who think i'm actually a dentist
I kinda need people to read Bram Stoker’s Dracula because Mina Harker (and her full maiden name was Wilhelmina Murray) does not love Count Dracula. She never did. Do not let Coppola’s “Dracula” fool you, I can assure you that there was never any true romance between them. Mina and Jonathan loved each other tremendously and go out of their way to make each other happy and safe.
passover, ramadan, and easter.....big moment for the abrahamic religion enjoyers
god fandoms unite... st thomas get IN the stigmata
Wait it’s so cute that Ramadan, Passover and Easter are all happening this weekend…….yesss party rock is in the religious House tonight ❤️

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“I am a woman built upon the wreckage of myself ”
"And I think I like myself a little broken, with rough edges, a little harder to grasp."
but
I want to be loved
and the world wants to love soft things
not cruel and violent things
and for once i think.. it hurts to be what i want to be
i've heard them say that
but i want to be loved so much; i do not know how it feels like, so
“From my rotting body, flowers shall grow”
but the flowers, will have been invented; and they shall be only a mere mirage
forgive me;
“Can you hate someone for what they have done, but still love them for whom they had been?”
shall I like myself softer and prettier?
is it better that way?
Chris Cleave // Nayyirah Waheed // Clementine von Radics // anonymous // Kelly Cherry // Andre Gide // Edvard Munch // Richard Siken // Jodi Picoult
i’m in the process of sorting through my old file box to start moving things into a new filing cabinet. i came across this drawing i did in high school of the eyes of dr. tj eckleburg and couldn’t think of anyone else to share it with lol
Man, I feel like drawing those goddamn eyes is a rite of passage for everyone who first reads Gatsby as a teenager. There's like...no escaping it. Collective consciousness.