Stargazer, never to be found

I think its funny as fuck that out of Holmes & Waton and Raffles & Bunny, Holmes & Watson are the roommates despite Holmes eccentricities that make him a generally poor roommate, and Raffles & Bunny, who are codependent to a fault, don't live together

if you are a web designer of any kind and the dropdown menu that appears when i rightclick vanishes when i try to move my mouse and select an option you will go to hell before you die

listen i'm not here to tell you how to live your life nor how to title your novel. but can we please move on from a blank of blank and blank. we have so many a blank of blank and blanks. the shelves are full of a blank of blank and blanks. it's enough. can we do something else now

literally there’s so much joy to be found in being earnest. so much happiness in being sincere. anyone who tells you otherwise is just trying to get company for their misery.

I really hate the way people will use the word "pretentious" as a way to describe art that engages in intellectual topics or has an unconventional presentation; in no small part because art that is actually pretentious genuinely drives me up a fucking tree

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

beast made only of surface tension